Wow, motorcycles are dangerous, damn.
less the bicycles, unless I read the numbers incorrectly because I couldn’t be bothered to spend longer
Most fun things are.
Yeah. That and pregnancy. Don’t even get me started on riding a motorcycle while pregnant. Might as well just ride that bike down to the morgue.
Okay but what if I turned a coffin into a motorcycle? Does the bad luck even out or am I just taunting Death?
I don’t know, but it would look pretty badass
You can also let it automatically latch shut and call a delivery service to a pre-dug-out hole, on detecting a crash.
Imagine if pregnancy stuff had 1% blue.
So… gynecological devices has some amount of males?
Men are dumb and put things in wrong places.
I blame the lack of sexual education in schools, of it was better then more men would understand the importance of a flared base
Maybe males being treated for post partum depression under obstetrics? Otherwise idk
Warning: use an incognito/privacy mode browser before googling ANY of the following.
Medical fetishists are a thing. I think it’s due to kink play with speculums, sounding tools, catheters, and other (gendered) medical instruments.
What you actually need is a privacy respecting open source browser, the clear recent history button, and also, if your router is untrusted, DNS over HTTPS.
For men those things would land in a urology/andrology/proctology category.
Yeah, trans men.
This information will surely only be used to inform rational and socially progressive ideas about gender
Interesting, especially with the numbers on the right. Good chart.
As a cyclist I both love and hate how many separate ones there are
Seriously. As a downhill biker I count at least 5 lines for me:
Cyclist, Object Collision Cyclist, Other Cyclist, Non Collision Accident Assault, Sharp object (my shins and calves are constantly being torn up by my fucking pedals. fuck those grip screws) Struck by sports equipment
Clipless will save your shins :)
And at the opposite end of the spectrum, how many elements for pregnancy there are as well! (And no specific Delivery, but Outcome of Delivery. Do people in US not usually give birth in a hospital?)
This is NHS England data, so not likely to be affected by whether people in the US usually give birth in a hospital.
In the US the hospital is most common but there is a growing movement for alternative birth methods, birthing centers, at home births, being strapped to a wall and having crystals shot at you until your baby just sort of materializes, etc
While there are fringe anti-science people pushing for home births, the main cause is lack of health insurance/fear of unexpected bills.
That’s creative. I’d love being bombarded with raw amethysts while I’m breaking waters
Amethysts and essential oils. Men know there is only one essential oil… WD40.
This chart is for people in England.
this chart is for anyone interested in charts, don’t gatekeep charts!
Thanks for pointing it out! Lemmy is so US centered I didn’t notice
lol, someone downvoted your candid opinion.
🤷♂️
Explains the lack of gunshots compared to stabbings.
Dunno about people in the US, but this chat says the information is from England. I’m guessing delivery is included in one of the other categories (probably outcome of delivery).
Birth centers are incredibly common now. And home births are preferred among certain people, like anti-vaxers and sovereign citizens
It’s mostly people with inadequate medical coverage who can’t afford insane surprise bills.
Part of my job is fitting people with custom bracing in the trauma ward. I realized this wasn’t the US because there were so many cyclists, and it was lacking an atv category.
In my state the trauma ward has an ATV season. Also, I’m surprised there wasn’t a subcategory for pool injuries, or at least a category for slip and falls. Are swimming pools not very popular in the UK?
Very few people have swimming pools at home, if that’s what you mean.
We just go to the local puddle during the rainy season, typically between January and December.
the local puddle
to slip and fall?
General slip-and-fall doesn’t seem like it would be highly gendered. Do you find pool injuries are overwhelmingly one sex?
General slip-and-fall doesn’t seem like it would be highly gendered.
The amount of falls I’m guessing is fairly similar, but older women are a lot more likely to end up in the trauma ward from it. For one there are just more old women than old men in my area and they are far more likely to have osteoporosis.
Do you find pool injuries are overwhelmingly one sex?
I generally see a lot more young men and boys from injuries from the pool. More rough housing, diving, and running around on wet concrete.
My assumption would be that males would tend more towards risky behavior around a pool.
And how many admissions compared to motorcycles there are.
Because men cannot give birth, they engage in other types of high-risk activities, such as riding a motorcycle.
Seriously though, what’s a procreative management?
IUD’s
Just dont drive drunk…
Did you actually mix up contracteptives and driving undert the influence?
I would never!
Don’t mix those up with IED’s. Believe me.
Probably hurts about the same.
…until the ‘E’ gets activated.
Vasectomy I guess for guys, having your tubes tied for women.
Because men cannot give birth
some can :3
I feel like what’s missing is the magnitude of each of these versus the others
This is a goofy graph. We have all these admissions of 100% female due to being female. Where’s the “had penis caught in chinese finger puzzle” admissions?
That’s solved by the medics on scene. You’d be surprised at just how effective my medical shears are and what they can cut…
Probably less than 1000 cases
For now. I’ll see if I can fix that this weekend. Do you think multiple visits by the same person for the same issue count as one or multiple?
I think they should be separate. Like if a woman gives birth twice in one year (ow) that would be two visits.
Can width of bars be changed based on number of visits? The pregnancy related ones probably skew the data. I know pie charts are terrible but could they be useful in this case?
I don’t know how their dataset is filtered, but I suspect it should count as multiple.
If they rerun the analysis next year and I see the figure pop up, I’ll know whose sacrifice to honour.
Yes. It’s shown on the right, and ought to have bee sorted by that.
Also, notice the bottom text, that it excludes all cases where neither gender is more than 80%, so only extreme differences are shown.
It’s carefully chosen to show some point, which might be interesting in some context, but not really interesting by itself without context.
I feel like it needs more obviously only male ones to counteract the obviously only female.
Where’s testicular cancer? Prostate? “Dick stuck in [object]”? You know that last one has to have at least 1000 entries.
Object stuck in arse is the classic, if the anecdotes of my medical professional friends are anything to go by. Although maybe that’s already covered by “Assault, blunt object”
Females have arses too…
hi, husband here
i am the arse
I’d be zero percent surprised to learn that men get stuff stuck up their arse more than women.
I live in a town which has a hospital that supports a large geographical area and as such is a major employer in the town. Many of my friends work there.
It’s always men.
You know, a lot of women online complain about the idea that men are more horny than women, but I’d say they need to get their lost object in anal cavity requiring surgical removal numbers up if they’d like to differ.
Fake news.
I’m not sure that’s in dispute?
They don’t poop, why would they have one?
That’s right. Nature don’ts make stuffs for no reason’. That’s the beauty of it
If girls had buttholes they’d also fart so definitely fake news!
You’re saying that it’s apparently a male only issue if you think it should be on the men’s side.
Would it be surprising, no, but it’s probably gonna be a pretty even split.
My guess is it just doesn’t usually get you admitted to the hospital. They can usually help you out in the ER and send you on your way.
It’s probably also “foreign object in body” and covers all holes, so the females are “watered” down maybe? More options, less results in each, common data issue.
37 times more men than women 😂
Cool. Doesn’t mean you need to be a dick about it.
You’re also an ass for trying to funnel it under “assault”, not funny. Just ignorant while trying to make a joke at men.
Love that the name-calling starts once I’ve provided evidence to back up my claim. This is called an ad hominem attack, or narcissistic rage, in case you ever want to bring it up with your therapist. I don’t know how old you are, but it’s common in children, where they’re not emotionally equipped to manage the frustration of being proved wrong.
May the internet never change.
I would put a lot of money on it not being an even split. The stories I’ve heard from hospital colleagues always involve men, to the point where one nurse I know wanted to add a plea in a local Facebook group to ask men to stop shoving household objects up their arse.
I think women have the wherewithal to use, or have easier access to, proper tapered toys. Men see a tube shaped object and go “yep, that’ll do”.
The hospital admissions are for removal of stuck foreign objects, not which gender likes bum fun the most.
I think women have the wherewithal to use, or have easier access to, proper tapered toys. Men see a tube shaped object and go “yep, that’ll do”
Some of this definitely comes from stigma, it’s relatively normal for women to have sex toys, regardless of relationship status, but it’s seen as sad and loser/gooner behavior if a man has sex toys. Add in inconvenience of penetrative sex toys really only being effective for prostate play for men (whereas women can use penetrative sex toys both to simulate vanilla PIV sex and for any amount of increasingly kinky fantasies) and you have the perfect recipe for horny men curious about ringing that male G-spot using whatever seems relatively safe and appropriately sized
“Don’t threaten me with a good time” eh?
at least 1000 entries.
Fellas! Stay off the bicycles and motorcycles!
Don’t forget the lawn mowers!
No. May my organs be of good use to someone more intelligent and useful.
Put me right on the very bottom of that recipient list then
This is embarrassing to men. You’re suppose to walk those sorts of injuries.
Indeed, I walked off my incidental pregnancy.
And try harder to get pregnant!
Sad to see that women seem to not cycle very much in England…
Perhaps they do but in a more sensible manner.
I’d be super curious to see how much of that is food delivery bikers. In my city, they are everywhere but I’m not dude I’ve ever seen a woman doing it. But in terms of reckless cycling, those delivery folks are way over represented (which makes sense, their income depends on speed.)
People don’t cycle that much overall, due to perception and poor infrastructure, but yeah it’s also skewed by gender. My impression is that the public perception of poor safety is something that most people are exposed to, but weighs more heavily on women.
Or maybe they’re just safer when they ride. “Cyclist, object collision” sounds like it’s basically always the cyclist’s fault given the other available categories, like someone riding too fast and hitting a stationary object.
There’s twice as many non-collision accidents as all the collision categories combined. People just wiping out, which definitely sounds like too fast for the turn, showboating, etc. Not that women can’t do all that - it just feels like much more stereotypically male behavior.
Or to put it in the nicer way: BMX and mountainbiking, as well as children learning to ride
What is a non-treatment procedure?
I would assume preventive medicine and the like.
Edit: Just checked, it also includes any kind of tests.
Mental note: stop brandishing scimitar while motorcycling.
My refusal to step onto scaffolding has been affirmed by this data.
The women have an unfair advantage. They get classes on the subject.
Doctors concluded this leads to hysteria
Only the ones who knew how to duck.
Look sometimes you’ve got to take some risks to follow the lead of Jaghatai Khan
Why ride in a tank and fight at a distance if you could wear a tank and ride a motorbike at breakneck speed to close into melee range? For the Khan and the Emperor!
I think this is the source, also better image quality (in Boost at least it looks super compressed).
There’s a little HD button in the top right on Boost that I’m guessing shows the original image.
