Bought something the other day and would have 4 cents in change. Kid behind the counter asked if I wanted my pennies and I was just like “Why? They’re phasing them out.”

Just close your eyes.

And if you fall off, you land on snow. Soft, powdery snow… /s

What if… Pussy full of weed? Eh? 😏

Do spaceships count as boats?

Do we get to keep his boats?

He has at least 6. Maybe we can get HL3 if we say we want it to take place entirely on a giant yacht… 🤔

Count Zero Mona Lisa Overdrive

(the last books I read was the whole Sprawl trilogy)

I disagree. You should leave now. /s

So he had a baby dick?

You say this like the Fairphone’s CEO isn’t a billionaire.

Quadruple Sativa.

Okay what the hell is up with the Frame?

It says it is a stand alone headset and doesn’t need a PC… Right before it goes on to say it’s meant to be used with a PC but wirelessly. Is it stand alone or not? If I have Beat Saber in my library, do I have to stream it from an actual dedicated PC or can it run straight off the headset like I can with a Quest?

Mouse control that is more precise than a joystick.

IDK what the fuck the left one is really for tho; a stick or even buttons would be just fine for movement. I am of the camp that thinks they’re uncomfortable and work less reliably than a joystick. Even a laptop trackpad is used with an index finger not normally a thumb and I never could get used to it. I hate my Steam controller and regret buying it.

Stops a lot of basic bots.

I can tell you without even seeing them that those who believe in phrenology look like bitches.

accidentally double types the a and suddenly his program is baking flatbread

I only hate that he’s a filthy Seolite. /s

Gimme this and the zipline tool.

If this is a novelty account, the novelty sucks.