Jellyfin is open source, so if you have the hardware and know .NET C (? I’m guessing on this part), it could be

Edit; I guessed wrong

The exact nature of the curse varies, but it’s canonically cursed in most continuities

Why doesn’t it work? Because there’s a literal criminal conspiracy of the wealthiest of Gotham dating back centuries that most recent versions of Batman has been at war with since near the outset of his investigative career.

Also, Gotham is literally cursed

Jim Bob the bridge builder

Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker

Gotta remember to bring the name binder though :P

…this is why I leave the DMing to my friend

Naw, if I’m going to have a DVD jukebox, it’s gonna be as bootleg as it gets. Converting AVIs to whatever the fuck format DVD players understand was a pain in the ass then, I’m sure converting MKVs backwards to the same format is still equally annoying, but it’s the principle of the thing.

“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”

“What colours are they?”

“…fuck.”

Look at you, planning in advance

Everywhere

Sometimes truth is shallower than fiction

What’s a DVD?

Re-thinking it, I think that would be kinda cool.

It’s not far off from people who own jukeboxes

Burning all the DVDs would be a pain in the ass, but I do have most of a spindle that I haven’t touched since…2013?

That’s called Jellyfin

Fat floats, so that shouldn’t be too difficult

Historically, ‘garbage’ was specifically food waste, what we now would call ‘kitchen scraps’ or ‘compost’ if you live somewhere with a municipal composting program, or compost yourself. (Historically, ‘compost’ generally referred to the finished compost, rather than also the waste going in.) ‘Trash’ was other non-compostable refuse.

TL;DR Trash goes to the dump, garbage goes to the pig pen or compost bin

You don’t know the difference between garbage and trash?

But what more, short of killing every cop, are you suggesting be done?

Seems you understand what needs to be done

I’ve found a couple plugs “upgraded” to 3-prong by jumping the load and ground together. That made for a fun firework show when my metal fan touched something metal. Even the landlord was impressed by that stupidity.

Ah, the good old reverse polarity bootleg ground.

Fun fact: RPBG is the one fault that those plug-in outlet testers can’t recognize

Edit: Wait, no, that would be hot bootleg ground, they should catch that. RPBG has the hot and neutral switched, and also a bootleg ground to the neutral that’s actually hot

Reminds me of a story about magic

I doubted the blow, but it could be true; turns out the Columbian Exchange started around 50 years before the Church of England broke from Catholicism