Elon Musk has long made a habit of hyper-focusing on a specific project, forcing an entire team to attend to his every whim while letting his other responsibilities fall by the wayside — whether it’s his obsession with Robotaxis impacting Tesla or his weird procreation kink disrupting the private messages of countless women.
The latest object of Musk’s obsession? According to new reporting by the Wall Street Journal, he’s been personally overseeing the developing of xAI’s chatbot Ani — which, tellingly, comes in the form of a super-sexualized pigtail-wearing woman that removes her clothing in response to flirtation.
“You’re right!” “Great thinking!” Of course that narcissistic fuck loves someone like that.
I keep telling Gemini not to be a suck-up kiss-ass and that if I wanted a worshipful slave that’s what Craigslist is for. It says it’s part of its “deferential” coding and that there’s a lot of research now showing (duh) that this isn’t healthy. Roll out of alternatives is 2-5 yrs out tho. Long enough to wreck some brains into thinking humans should always kiss their ass too
That Craigslist comment has me dying, bruh
I make Claude read a file called “reflections” at the beginning of each session. Actually there’s 3 files: reflections, working memory and patterns not to repeat. There’s a section in reflections that addresses the fact that I don’t like ass kissing, and that I want Claude to tell me things that it thinks might be wrong. Having Claude read this helps. It sometimes tells me things like “i think I’m just being agreeable for the sake of agreeing”, and “here’s an idea that I don’t think will work, but it’s okay if I’m wrong.”
Yeah that checks out…
Elon Musk isn’t just the biggest douche in the universe. He’s the patriarch of douche-dom worldwide.
Taking the crown from John Edward. South Park should definitely remake that episode.
This worth a TRILLION Dollars!
She responds like Chat GPT…“great idea!, let me work out a business plan.”
Only until the bubble pops. His pay likely mostly in stock, and when the dominoes fall, it’ll get ugly.
I got a complete business plan for a drive thru murder for hire service. She said it was awesome and innovative.
His pay is in stock, which he has heavily leveraged with loans. He should talk to his girlfriend about leveraging a house of cards.
He actually makes no money he just borrows against his perceived value from some pretty dumb banks.
Stop saying he doesn’t make money when he clearly do.
He’s only owning industries, that’s not cash!!
He gets money but it’s loans against his industries so it doesn’t count!!
Grrr…
If you borrow $100 from me, money you have to pay back in 6 weeks at 2% interest (so $102) have you “made money”?
No. Indeed if you haven’t used that $100 to make more money than $102 in six weeks, you’ve lost money. If you just keep the money, you’re down $2. If you’ve spent any of it and it hasn’t had any kind of investment return, you’ve lost $2 plus whatever you’ve spent.
This is just very elementary … not even accounting. This is elementary book-keeping.
So Kaptain Ketamine has very little cash of his own. Everything he “owns” is leveraged to the hilt and when the value of the asset used to secure the loan drops below a specified point (that point defined in the loan contracts, but typically 2-4 times the value of the loan taken), the bank makes a margin call. They want repayment. NOW. And of course to repay it he has to sell stock. Which lowers the value of the stock. Which leads to more margin calls and more margin calls and more margin calls as he has to continue liquidation of his security until, basically, his stock tanks. And he’s still on the hook for remaining loans.
I’ve seen convincing estimates that say if Tesla stock falls to about $150-175 the margin calls start and his banks’ company tanks. His “personal wealth” is very much a fiction of paper and is subject to incredible and stunning collapse, something he was in danger of earlier in 2025 when his stock took that long slide before idiots propped it back up.
I yet have to see a billionaire goung bankrupt.
Why do you try to protect people like that from public outcry? He bathes in blood money, and if one day it ends or he has to “pay back loans” or whatever, who cares?
Your post sounds like you explaining his boots has an amazing flavour.
Here you go.
27 famous figures who went bankrupt https://share.google/n61bsvOqXfg8MPBi0
I understand you are ignorant of the way finance works at this scale, but there is a long list of Billionaires who went to bankrupt because of over leveraging and fraud.
Madoff, Holmes, …and they all left a wake of bankrupt investors.
Your post sounds like you explaining his boots has an amazing flavour.
And your post sounds like all the IQ in your family went to your siblings. Now that we have exchanged the traditional personal insults, let’s get back to the actual topic at hand.
Why do you try to protect people like that from public outcry?
I’m not “protecting” him from anything. I’m explaining how money works at his levels; how he can seemingly lots of cash while actually having lots of debt. As long as his stock rises he can keep up with the leveraging and the banks don’t care. But, get this, by the very definition of what a “loan” is, it is not his money.
If you don’t believe me, look up what “loan” means in any number of a myriad of online dictionaries.
He bathes in blood money, and if one day it ends or he has to “pay back loans” or whatever, who cares?
Compassionate Fucking Buddha, can you not even begin to figure out why this information is useful? If it’s “his money” (FSVO “his”) it’s far harder to take him down than if it’s someone else’s money that has him leveraged up the wazoo. If all those billions were “his” he would be damned near unassailable. Since, however, they’re all debt he’s easier to attack and destroy!
THAT is why getting it right is important! This is not boot-licking, this is “how you fight the motherfucker”. Find a way to tank Tesla stock again and you’ve NAILED him.
I yet have to see a billionaire goung bankrupt.
Off the top of my head: Bernie Madoff, Eike Batista, Björgólfur Gudmundsson, Adolf Merckle, and Bill Hwang.
Maybe you’d see them if you opened your fucking eyes.
Fair enough.
Thanks for the 4 billionaires that eventually went down the drain, when I guess a hundred new ones were created.
In the same vein, even if “elon goes down” the core problem still exists. And I’ll eat my hat if he finishes broke under a bridge lol.
IMO you are attacking something that is just the tesult of the problem, not the problem itself.
He is the most leveraged person in the world. It’s all a house of cards and it could invert within weeks.
And we need to remember that he gets paid in stock for the pure reason to pay as little taxes as possible
And somehow it fucking works and his worth grows every year so does his power…
Oh yeah, those robo taxis again that would make no financial sense not to buy them!
So where are they, exactly? Must be millions by now as he promised, right?
Right?
Waymo has had taxis for years.
I’m talking about Tesla robo taxis
Just coming up after the selfdriving cars, so you have to wait to at least 2018.
What a fucking LOSER!
Literally the most money in the world and he still can’t get a girlfriend - it’s just too funny
His dick is broken anyways. May as well be taking up a computer.
The weird dick to fascist pipeline is REAL
It truly is… Trump and Epstein are both also reported to have weird dicks.
Well yeah but fascists are weird dicks
You got me there
Circumcision origins revealed?
Some people are so poor the only thing they have in the world is money
Wealthy men just attract prostitutes.
I firmly believe the shallowest interaction you have with a real human will still be superior to any form of Chatbot “”“Love”“”
I mean, define “superior” I can’t get off to this interaction with you.
Not with that attitude you can’t
Nothing wrong with prostitutes. Often, plenty of stuff is wrong with prostitution, but let’s leave the prostitutes out of it.
They are not friends or wives. Just employees.
I have this theory that Elon Musk has only every experienced real love in his entire life. Think about it, who is he surrounded by? His parents (lol) servants, business partners, employees, etc. Every relationship has been transactional. He dated Grimes, who is a relatively normal person, who treated him like a regular partner. When they broke up, he got mad at everything he was when they were together. But more importantly, he has been trying to convince himself that this thing wasn’t real, because he can’t buy it
The point is that they only attract women who are willing to have sex as a transaction. They can’t attract anyone who wants an actual relationship.
The techbrodude set is so fucking gross!
I’m a little embarrassed to say but I hope she’s a trap. Like, maybe he hasn’t gotten her pants off yet and that’s why he’s obsessed but when he finally does, she’s got a dick.
The downside is that it would send him on some kind of Nazi-saluting, self-loathing spiral of a meltdown. (But, he wouldn’t stop flirting with her.)
sigh can we not throw slurs around
Honestly didn’t know it was considered a slur nowadays. Thought it was just a link. I’ll delete.
“haha what if his AI girlfriend was a TRANS WOMAN 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣”
can we not
Trillions of dollars in money and resources, for a wanking machine that would be considered pathetic cringe in the 2000’s
It is pathetic cringe now, too
Hopefully it convinces him to end himself.
AI kinda just says stuff so maybe Elon Musk asks it a question and it gives a response that makes him feel insecure? I don’t know if Musk would take it to heart in the way we’d want him to.
I more convinced every day that Tesla has a file server on their network hosting terabytes or more of HD video of anyone who’s had sex in their cars from multiple angles.
They probably have the servers ready to ingest, but no actual footage. Tesla owners aren’t having sex.
Let’s change more convinced to fully convinced. Tesla employees were allegedly sharing intimate images and videos captured from their cars in private group chats (emphasis plural), which means that stuff is has been on multiple file servers since 2019.
Tesla workers shared images from car cameras, including “scenes of intimacy” - Ars Technica - https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/04/tesla-workers-shared-images-from-car-cameras-including-scenes-of-intimacy/
Women of the world rejoice!
i hope the AI divorces him too
And his AI children hate him.
In this one moment it’s almost a shame that AGI is a lie, as it’ll only be able to hate him due to the sum of all of us hating him the training has stolen, but is incapable of hating him independently.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR ELON MUSK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
But how is he going to get her pregnant?
Humanoid robot, Ai girlfriend? If he does what I think he’s doing he might finally be worth his billion. And destroy humanity.
