Everybody get naked!

Then they fly in your beer can, and get a bit buzzed.

…are those seriously 5lbs dumbells??? I’ve never understood who would get any gains from 5lbs. Why do they even exist???

Remember when Retro Game Corps almost had his youtube channel shut down by Nintendo for showing Nintendo footage on these handhelds?

Yeah…he’s probably thinking to himself “Welp. Time to retire.”

As a stress sleepwalker, yes I do.

Schrodingers dumbass.

Whoa…this is why he became the one. He became self aware, and then he got an office job later in his 30s.

Oh.

Yeah, if that’s what he meant, for once trump is actually right. Broken clock and all that. I just misinterpreted OPs meaning.

Sir, this is No Stupid Questions. You can’t just ask a question so advanced that I literally have no core concept what you’re even asking.

Questions for this sub are like “Should I drink bleach? Is it safe?”

The answer is no.

Your question…uhhhhhh…

You forgot about being a 34x convicted but not sentenced criminal.

I feel like I’m missing context here. Are you saying he ISN’T one of Epsteins former clients?

I still find it hilarious that about 15 years ago, the WWE introduced a new wrestling character. His name was “Abraham Washington”. A name that, yes, it is a combination of exactly the two names you think it is. So who did they get to play the role of Aberaham Washington? A black guy. He played the role of a TV talk show host, who legitimately got fired, and this is true, for going off script and saying “Titus O’Neil (A wrestler) is like Kobe Bryant at a hotel in Colorado - HE’S UNSTOPPABLE!” which referenced some 2003 legal issues Kobe had involving a sexual assault case.

Abraham Washington everybody!

I’d love to see how it compares to that one president who was stuck in a bathtub. C’mon. How do you NOT ridicule that???

I love how even though your answer is “this one”, it’s not based off of angry emotion with nothing else behind it. You make a logical point where it’s hard to make the argument for any other president. It also means future presidents will probably break the current levels as more efficient technologies emerge.

Notice, the question was NOT “Who’s the most ridiculed POTUS in history by humans?”. There’s a lot of wiggle room for still being correct while also artificially stacking the deck. There’s a little over 8 billion humans on earth. You could create 88 billion bots, and now you’d have the bots united message of ridicule heavily outweigh and thus manipulate the narrative to other real humans.

“President Tom Smith is absolutely HATED by everybody…everyone online is saying it. It must be true.”

And now suddenly a real human has made up their political views, based on one corporate entity shaping the online message. That’s why musk bought twitter. You can claim bluesky and mastodon exist, and they do, but in the mainstream they do not replace twitter. Twitter is still the dominant way for that microblog style communication. bluesky and mastodon combined don’t come near their real numbers of twitter.

But how much of modern day twitter is actual real humans? See where I’m going with this?

I read your username as the page was scrolling. Also I’m high.

I thought your screen name was “FlakeemBakeem@piefed.social”

So, you don’t show up for your dates, and then you go get high…at piefed.social.

I’m not a nazi! I’m only a monster if you consider a tickle monster to be a monster!

runs off and ties several people to the train track near a lever

Oh, don’t worry. This train tracks is abandoned. But it makes for a nice steel spot to tie captives to so they can’t squirm away while I tickle their feet! Now where did I put that feather…

train zooms by killing everyone

…ah, found it OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE???

high five

We should call it NI or No Intelligence.

Here’s your bleach pizza.

You should introduce the concept of N-Gage taco talkin!

Can confirm. Survived cancer. Haven’t survived cell phone addiction.