

Please be joking, please be joking…
no thoughts, only froggo
Please be joking, please be joking…
But it’s natural! And natural always means it’s good for you, because I’m scared of chemicals despite not knowing what a chemical is because I can’t pronounce their names!
Bamboo straws are a thing IIRC. One problem I have with metal straws is that they apparently can impale your skull, so drinking with a metal straw while walking might not be the best idea. I also discovered last summer that you can use chives as straws since they’re hollow inside, but that affects the taste of course.
But yeah, in most situations straws are really unneccessary and a waste of material.
Don’t. No matter how stupid you look, remember that it’s what makes you happy and that is a hundred more times important that people judging you. Don’t stop being a beacon of light surrounded by darkness.
Worth it, he doesn’t deserve you.
Because ‘protecting the children’ is really effective, as most people want to protect children, especially their own.
Here’s how I think it goes for a lot of people:
1: never have actually interacted with trans people
2: the first time you are introduced to trans people is a transphobic friend or pastor or podcast host or whoever. I believe it’s most effective if the person is someone you trust, especially in a position of authority.
3: they tell you trans people are evil wicked perverts, and since you trust this person and have never heard of this before, you believe it. And besides, who doesn’t want to protect children? Evil wicked perverts, that’s who, and you are not an evil wicked pervert are you? (Personally, I theorise that people are most likely to believe and keep believing whoever happens to be the first person to tell them about a certain subject.)
4: chances are, this leads to you isolating yourself from anyone who could prove you this isn’t true. If you somehow became friends with a trans person, you might understand that maybe they are not evil wicked perverts, but since your first reaction to learning someone is trans would be aggression, this is very unlikely to happen. (You could compare this to how cults isolate their members from people outside the cult to prevent them from encountering different perspectives that could change their mind.)
So, long story short: propaganda.
Ruling the Earth and making the biggest mess ever in history are not mutually exclusive.
Yeah, let alone draw a straight line.
Then why is it called Tyrannosaurus Rex? Gotcha.
Related to nightshade?? They are obviously trying to poison you. I recommend you have your entire kitchen staff burned at stake posthaste.
Great, what are you going to do then?
Why would you tell anyone, let alone a child, that in the first place?
You go girl!
“Finding random lying machines in random spots” makes me picture someone just walking around when suddenly a cash register or a vending machine starts spouting bullshit at them.
Throw the R-slur around and you get bonked.
Taxi & public transport drivers are going to have a hard time following your advice.
And if you die of a completely preventable disease, then it’s just natural selection!