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Making this your profile picture takes guts.
he’s proud of that belly
I genuinely don’t understand how people live like that.
The man loves 3 things. Beer, himself, and trucks. He’s clearly drinking the first and fucking the other two, hard to judge a man who’s obtained the kind of success in live that allows him to indulge in his hobbies.
They eat a lot.
and prob drink a lot. can’t drink on the job so you overindulge in your time off. ask me how I know.
How do you know?
you say that as if most people drink on the job?
depends on your line of work. but more than you’d think.
C O N S U M E
consummation
well he won’t live like that for long
America breeds people like this
Or just one big one
Well yeah… Guts are the majority of the photo 😂
As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt
As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines…I feel your pain. (literally)
As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross
as a non healthcare person… I’ve now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx
I worked as an assistant in a plastic surgery office for a while as well, and I had to clean lipoaspirate out of the suction tube/syringe and the erlenmyer flask it was emptied into. That was still preferable to the time it got splattered on my scrubs because the surgeon emptied it into a kidney basin the first time. (The flask was my idea to prevent getting splattered again.)
Human body’s just chalk full of gunk. Ok this one ain’t got the squeamish so if your easily grossed out quit readin here.
One time the OR put out a memo stating that in order to save money we would start reprocessing (cleaning/disinfecting /sterilizing) colostomy bags. Now technically this is possible, as if you can scrub something clear of visible debris and biofilm the low level sterilization fluid “should” do its job. But I’ll tell yea, that’s not a task I’d wish on anyone. I spent 45 minutes cleaning the first (and only) one we got, gagging through my N95 till my boss came in and was like “DUDE THROW THAT SHIT AWAY WE AINT DOIN THAT!”. I thanked him, stripped my PPE off, scrubbed the metaphysical crap from my being and chain-smoked till I couldn’t smell anymore. I generated a phobia of human feces that day.
As an ED tech, I had to clean up C diff and chemo diarrhea off patients, beds, floors, and commodes multiple times. ED boarding meant that patients that should have been admitted to hospital rooms that had a bathroom attached were stuck in the ED for hours or even days.
As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat
“Frig off, Debrah!”
I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.
Anyways, how far along, truck chief?
That bitch hates patriotism.
Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck. Red, white and blue.
His profile pic is a flag.
probably because she didn’t fit
this guy kicks ass
I can’t help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.
Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.
The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat
There might also be an inflamed fatty liver hiding out in there.
I call it the keg.
I used to have a mighty one pack, right out of high school my abs were a giant block of solid muscle. Theeeen I went to college and it just became fat.
Ten thousand crunches every morning
Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?
A distended muscle enhanced and angered by alcohol & burgers
Kingpin body
I have to respect the confidence.
Absolute unit
He may have some liver fat
He has the liver of ten thousand beers
He could be into inflation play.
Don’t kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play
I have to take this opportunity to link this incredibly funny short describing how foie gras is made
I have no concerns if he wants to force feed himself grain mash in the privacy of his own home. I draw the line at involving innocent waterfowl, though.
I’ll go one step further - even if the goose is convicted in a court of law they still shouldn’t be subjected to this.
Wouldn’t a goose be convicted by a court of kangaroos?
clearly he’s completely over her
well, he’s gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month
OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX…
and they let straight people adopt children, yikes
It’ll still somehow be Biden’s fault
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He’ll keep on truckin’…… for UberEats
hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now
It really is. What the fuck?
it’s a good time for them, dispassionately speaking- Ocean freight is down, meaning you’re looking for nearshoring (Mexico and Canadian cross border freight), meaning you want more over the road shipping across large land masses than shipping to a port.
Who will be able to afford ubereats?
and again when they finish figuring out self driving trucks. https://www.theverge.com/news/659518/aurora-autonomous-truck-first-delivery-texas
The 75 mph 40 ton AI driven trolley problem … coming soon to an interstate near you! Will the semi swerve to kill the family of 5 in the Dodge Caravan, or continue forward and smash through the construction site to kill one construction worker.
You could also play a 70 mph hour version of “Red Light/Green Light” when the autonomous semi truck randomly slams its breaks and does a hard stop on the interstate because it’s LiDAR system suddenly perceived an overpass or guard rail on a curve as a brick wall.
We have 20 years before autonomous trucks are a threat to trucking careers … but about 3 years before they are a threat to everyone on the road.
These things are already on the road in Texas. I’d be shitting my pants every time I got on the interstate if I lived there.
I feel like it’ll just never happen, it’s gonna be like 3D movies, just a fad and proof of concept that never catches on for myriad reasons.
I think you are right.
Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!
After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you’ll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.
A year isn’t even enough time to give yourself proper liver disease, unless it’s acute. But then you have a better chance of straight up dying from alcohol poisoning or DUI.
This type of shit makes me lose weight by laughing.
Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you’re going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you’re exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.
Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we’ve adopted just isn’t healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda
Coca cola original recipe for the masses!
It’s also indicative of extreme liver damage
I mean, my doctor told me mine was bigger than normal. But I didn’t look anything even close to homie
Because you didn’t have extreme liver damage
Amateur
Lol!
Bring it!
I’ve been on my couch for close to a year. What you got?
There’s this line in that new show I watched. The guy just gets dumped by his wife, goes like: « He needed to sit a minute…. He sat down 20 years » The scene hit like a brick
(Can’t find it dubbed… sorry 😅 https://youtu.be/yaw5pRm364U )
Can I be real with you for a little? I got broken up with by the girl that got me to start working again. The moment I got into okish shape, she dipped. The ones I have met via the apps, have asked me to get back to my old self.
I didn’t know what that means, but I am far from someone who needs advice(even though I do need to lose a few inches from my waistline). But I don’t need to be reminded! I do a good enough job of insulting myself.
Sorry about what you’re going through 🫂
From what I understand you avoided the worst of it, and for that you can be proud. It’s not an easy road.
The clip wasn’t meant as a reference to your life, but to other people who get stuck in a moment for decades.
It’s all good. It would be better if I hadn’t lost all the progress I made on my health. But it is getting better.
How old are you, or were you? Not saying there are no younger people who pack on weight, I’ve just found it’s harder to stay in shape as I get older. And if you’re not trying at all, this can happen to anyone. Course you his guy may have always been like that.
But that picture is real. And I’ll say it “this specific person deserves to be judged!”
Shit, I am judging them…
Thanks for making me figure it out for myself.
Was 22 when I first got into shape, currently almost fifty and don’t judge anyone who has the ability to stick they chin out further than their belly.
You weren’t as committed.
Fuck me. Kinda glad I got back into social circles, let’s call it socialism.
You hear that ladies? He is single.
He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.
He already said he was a trucker.
There’s my prince!
Oh frig’ off Randy bo bandy!
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?WHAT? YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FUR??
🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!🎶Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells"bitch"🎶I don’t really understand song lyrics (rap’s generally easier to understand, but not Eminem, lol), so that’s the first time I realized how it goes and I strongly identify with this.
My parents were both born in 1950, and one of my aunts was born five years earlier. I know those are literally two different generations, but also figuratively. My parents’ favorite musicians were Eric Clapton and Donovan, and my aunt’s was Elvis, the latter of which seemed unbearably old fashioned to me as a kid (and I was born about 30 years after Clapton and Donovan became relevant, but they were still at least enjoyable to listen to even when I was very young).
Meanwhile, my goofy ass was born five years after you. I spent a huge chunk of my childhood sitting at the foot of my bed with an old Caliphone record player listening to the Elvis readers digest collection.
My grandmother was obsessed to a level that was quite insane.
My poor grandpa had to make love to his wife under a giant picture of Elvis Presley, and he knew good and well where she was pretending to be. Her cars all had a huge silhouette of Elvis on the back glass and one on the hood with the text reading something like “#1 Elvis Fan”. “‘at was ‘uh perdiest man who ever lived right ‘tar.” Said Grandma.
You would think her obsession would have made me feel the way you felt about it. Something is wrong with me though haha.
I have a few Elvis 8-tracks and records I’d listen to. I’m in my twenties btw. Elvis gets shit on alot but mainstream music before him (with some exceptions) sucked so much ass.
Hey, you do you! I can enjoy a little Elvis now, too, but I had a hard time with anything pre British Invasion as a kid
I will say, I rarely listen to Elvis now. If I do it’s just a way to connect with little kid me.
The Beatles though, I listen to them every day and I have my whole life.
Dude those are not different generations. They are both early boomers.
1946-64 are boomers, my aunt is silent generation at 1945, though she’s definitely on the cusp.
She’s postwar. Boomer by definition. Silent generation is for children raised during the war.
Eta: I looked up the dates and I can see a lot of sources that give the 1946 date so consensus is on your side. I’m old, but the boundary used to be those who were raised during the war vs those who wouldn’t have any memory of it. There is the same argument on the other side as well where late boomers claim to be “Generation Jones” between boomers and X.
Yeah, they’re all pretty close to the border no matter what. I was honestly just throwing that in because I was saying that they seemed like they were different generations personality-wise (my aunt also married at 20 a man a decade older than she was, so that plays a role) and I figured someone was going to reply that they technically were from different generations.
Im an Xer but my parents were born in the 1920s. My parents were the same ages as my friends grandparents. I grew up listening to swing music at home. Lol.
A visionary. Vision is scary.
