You mean to finish

and the people who know exactly how to waste time in an office.

in a startup model where product directly implements function requests from clients, it’d be the head of deciding which functions, sprints, priorities etc.

And/or ensuring that clients are handled well enough so they’re not at risk of churn at the q3/q4 turnaround.

Christ it’s the pediatrician named Peter Phile from Brasseye. Satire is dead.

Then define your terms, what is the mobility method, what are the bounds of the classes and by what metric and, what is excellent/great/good/average/poor/bad/terrible mobility?

Take veel other motoun and smyte it to gobettes. Seeth it in gode broth; cast therto erbes yhewe gode won, and a quantite of oynouns mynced, powdour fort and safroun, and alye it with ayren and verious: but let it not seeth after.

—Curye on Inglysch, IV.18.

That would only be the case under a profit share agreement and the vast VAST majorities of businesses see salary as a cost center.

I once had a teacher take us all down the pub

Another who decided the lesson would be best spent in the woods and we didn’t get any work done

Another you could distract by getting him talking about the Simpsons and barely do any work

My history teacher used to make us role play as Romans and wear togas

Like these things happen all the time

like the other guy said, you’ve mistaken “there is a delay and we can’t define when it’ll be solved” (literally in+de+finite)

and “cancelled/abandoned/terminated/shelved/…” which would imply it is not delayed but stopped.

before tiktok we had to rely on our friends sketchy older brother to tell us new ways to get high.

Same as it ever was.

Appropriately for the meme - also both boomers.

why do we hate the us government

uhhhh where do you wanna start. I mean pick a year between 1776 and now. Pick a month, probably.

they said that about suffrage and women’s suffrage too.

I feel like I’m starting to see way more sympathetic comments than I did a year ago.

even just on simple stuff I asked it to generate a description on something like

if x then set z to null

and it returned

“this will set z to null if x is true or false”

like easy to edit, but you have to pay attention.

Self-proclaimed MRA, actually just a pick up artist red pill buffoon who lived in his mothers basement and frequently complained feminists made him wipe his ass after shitting unlike nature intended.

Not joking.

Well in my case that the eventual employer pays

not sure this is a great tip. Only jobs I got past 1st stage with this year was through a recruiter, applying solo got me auto booted from over 120 jobs.

If there’s no way to get to the top, how is the upward mobility “great”?

interesting, how does one become a billionaire in such a way that anyone and everyone could do it?

We use “Tory/Tories” like you’d use “Yankee”/“Dixie” or “GOP” - it’s a nickname. Like the Democrats, the left-leaning major party (Labour) doesn’t have a nickname.