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You forgot the part where your boss yells at you for being out too long because the house you were supposed to go to had a mile long driveway and no numbers on the road.

Remember the elevator bullshit in 2015?

Nope. The firehose of bullshit has been running for 10 years since then. I don’t have the capacity to remember all of it.

Back in my reddit days I wrote a long comment about the fact that zombies are scary because they are the ultimate persistence hunters.

Two pyramids? You wish. Original Lara Croft had one massive wedge.

Don’t feed the troll

Only reason we are paying attention to them at all is for the future criminal trials.

I’m paying attention so I won’t be surprised when the second civil war starts.

I remember this thread. One of the responses was from someone who thought that the beep his car made when locking the doors got quieter when activated from further away.

Nah, fuck him.

If that doesn’t work they’ll just declare that all adults are now children.

If they don’t send you to a lab for the test, it’s often just a scare tactic.

Did you look? The sample date is on the top right and the date and time that it was printed is on the bottom left.

I hope they at least give him the Luigi treatment.

Luigi, or whoever actually did it, had the decency not to harm anyone’s family or pets. This motherfucker deserves far worse.

It was (maybe still is) on Game Pass which gave it a ton of exposure.

An average of 45 percent of Americans disapprove of Trump’s deployment of the Marines and National Guard in Los Angeles, while only 37 percent approve.

37% is way too high

If we would all listen to Lemmy, we would need to boycott: Nintendo, Sony, Windows, Ubisoft, Activision Blizzard, Pokemon, Disney+, Netflix

I do boycott all of these as well as EA (made an exception for Split Fiction), most fast food restaurants, and I am trying to use Amazon significantly less.

Less good

Ok but only if you live longer than me.

Which is kind of funny when I think about the casual racism that was thrown around by my Italian immigrant Grandmother when I was a kid.

Do we need to pop across the pond and sort you out again?

For fucks sake, yes.