DUMBASS
i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.
I will probably call you a cunt, but I’m Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you’re bein a cunt.
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DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto
Not the Onion@lemmy.ml•Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo matchEnglish
7·6 months agoEven the bees have had enough.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto
SquaredCircle@lemmy.zip•[NXT Spoilers] Mariah May's new name revealed.English
8·6 months agoWell that’s gonna be fun for the kids to search.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Shooting an unarmed woman who was just trying to walk home: just LAPD thingsEnglish
68·6 months agoAND THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEE AND THE HOOOOOOOOOOME OF THEEEEEEEE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEE…
Remember that part of your anthem America?
Two franks, a can with beans in it with sauce still on lid.
this is a shitpost.

DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto
Technology@lemmy.zip•AI can't even run a vending machine -- Vending-Bench: A Benchmark for Long-Term Coherence of Autonomous AgentsEnglish
21·6 months agoArtificial existential crisis machine.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto
King of the Hill@lemmy.world•King of the Hill Season 14 Opening Credit SequenceEnglish
2·6 months agoPeggy’s feet are too small, 100% unwatchable.
DUMBASS@leminal.spacetoThe Kids in the Hall@lemmy.ca•Scott Thompson. Use as directed.English
2·6 months agoI have grown to love these random kids in the hall screenshots.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto
Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related@lemmy.world•As Cannabis Users Age, Health Risks Appear To GrowEnglish
10·6 months agoDumbass eats too much edibles, thinks he’s an expert now, tells people to do common sense thing, pointless propaganda article written.
Ahhh journalism.
Light sprinkling of sad, still at work and just wanna go home and hang out with my dogs.
Edit: no sad anymore, just dogs.
Always have something to distract you while it loads, never let those thoughts be heard!
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Factually correct number tier list. I will not be taking questionsEnglish
7·6 months agoI have no fucking clue what is happening right now.
Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe it PTSD.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Thousands of years ago, when tools were very primitive, it was probably common to have a favorite rock.English
3·6 months agoThe rocks just make it classy.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•Cut my wrists and black my eyes 🎵English
2·6 months agoNah this is straight out midwest emo whine.
You’re pretty fired up for an icefox, you need to chill out.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto
SquaredCircle@lemmy.zip•SquaredCircle's 'Meme Monday' Thread! - (June 9th 2025)English
3·6 months agoSomeone’s merged Ric Flair, Sting and Dutch Mantel, with a tiny sprinkle of Scott Steiner and created the ultimate wrestler.

I was gonna put beard stings head on deaths body, but I found this picture instead.











This is where it would have been great if modern YouTube was around at the time, they could have easily done a web series for this show. Do like badly reworked versions of the main shows stories.