Oh boy, I can’t wait to get the coast and drink some chowder

Dude is 79 and most of his atoms have come from big macs; every single morning is a dice roll that he didn’t die in his sleep. This fucker is never going to see justice, and all of the spineless justices and prosecutors that were shit scared to punch up will finally be able to breathe easy knowing they did absolutely nothing to protect the rule of law when they had the chance.

Like the other guy said, seems pretty damn fast when it wants to be. They didn’t wait two years to start the trial against Mangione.

I’m not sure that anyone can convince me that the democrats didn’t fuck this up, and aren’t going full steam towards continuing to fuck up. It’s like showing up to a dance competition totally unprepared because your only competitor is an elderly, drunken rodeo clown, and then getting beaten by the clown. What do you think, then? Do you say to yourself “man, fuck those idiots judges”? Or do you stop and go “maybe I’m the problem?” Because the democrats have chosen the former.

I kept looking for the place where this was parody news. Jesus Christ, what the fuck

Fuckin Paul, bro. Imo, evangelicals worship him as their savior way more than Jesus

World day of protest II

Well, see, for that to happen, you’d need politicians who aren’t complicit in trying to rip the wiring out of the walls. Also, regulating railroads is hella complicated in the US because we’ve got a bunch of ancient laws that give the railroads more rights than God, to the point where you almost stop being a citizen when you step onto railroad right of way. We COULD deal with that, but it’d be almost as much of an almighty fucking lobbyist shitshow as when we try to regulate oil.

Ameribro here, I can almost guarantee that your airlines are running at a loss as part of a long term EEE strategy to monopolize long distance travel. Once they’ve got the market cornered, your tickets are going to get A LOT more expensive like ours are. Oh, and they’ll start demanding subsidies from your governments to keep from going tits up because they accidentally the whole thing to their shareholders. Don’t fucking fall for it.

Some asshole Mba/lawyers figured out that if they made the trains physically too long to fit onto the pull outs, then they could just shrug and say “golly, we’d love to pull over for you, but we just can’t lmao” and it’s perfectly fine. It’s called Precision Scheduled Railroading

Where do I enlist?

We’ve hosted a bunch of European exchange kids over the years, and they tell us that it already feels like the EU is realigning with China away from the US.

Seems like we need some left leaning Spanish outlets

Trying to find it and not having a lot of luck because I don’t remember the exact quote, and variations of “Trump Schumer Poll Strategy” just leads to a dump truck of results about Schumer’s own (worse than Trump) embarrassingly bad poll numbers and articles about how pissed off democrats are with their own party. IIRC, it was on the Daily Show. I’ll update if I do find it.

I read somewhere that none of Trump’s talk of mass, indiscriminate deportation was translated, like in their Spanish language ads. All of the Spanish language ads were supposedly geared towards “nooooo lmao we’re only going to deport violent criminals and drug lords!”

I think this has a very high chance of being exactly the case, out of all the comments in this post.

Edit: actually, IIRC, Schumer has more or less stated that it’s his plan to just let Trump off the leash, not be an opposition party at all, and let Americans get what they voted for. Basically, instead of seeing that they lost to motherfucking Trump a second time and wondering if maybe they’re the problem, they’ve decided on punishing all of the US, including their own constituents who did elect them, for not choosing the democrats.

I’d like to invoke the inverse of Hanlon’s Razor with respect to US federal politicians.

We did get a primary, I voted for Dean Phillips. It was a bullshit primary because they lied about and covered up Biden’s condition until it was too late to do anything about it, but we did have one.

This shit haunts me sometimes. I remember hearing somewhere that the Taliban actually offered to deliver OBL to the US if they would promise not to invade and we were like “get fucked, idiot”. How many people’s lives did we needlessly destroy, regardless of nationality, both in Iraq and Afghanistan? What else could have been bought besides misery with the nearly four trillion between those two wars?

Little known fact that the Nazis were at last turned back at Stalingrad by the wittiest picket sign made in the Soviet Union. The sign, which used a mock spelling of Hitler’s name, simply read “A doof, Hitler”. Many historians believe that the German military never fully recovered from this humiliation.