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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

I've modified the Alcoholics Anonymous plan

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I've modified the Alcoholics Anonymous plan

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • superkret@feddit.org
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    Fun fact: None of the 12 steps include not drinking.
    (In fact, they sound more like a roadmap for joining a religious sect)

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      They mention god a lot huh

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        Yeah, but it’s God as we understand Him so it’s totally not a Christian cult when the next steps include:

        • Admitting to God the exact nature of our wrongs
        • Having God remove all these defects of character
        • Humbly asking Him to remove our shortcomings
        • Seeking through prayer to improve our contact with God
        • Praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
        • Carrying this message to other alcoholics

        You can totally follow all these steps as an atheist, too!

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        No, see, it’s a higher power, so it’s different. /s

        • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Praise the Sun!

          • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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            “Overnight, I became a sun worshipper! Well, not overnight, you can’t see the sun at night.”

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      Don’t do drugs, you’ll end up religious

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      Because a lot of social services, including the rehabilitation of drug addicts, are being handed over to churches by the right. I can talk day and night long about this disgusting practice.

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      Because once they banned lsd that’s all they had left

    • huquad@lemmy.ml
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      That’s actually perfect for me cause I didn’t want to quit anyway

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      AA doesn’t tell people to stop drinking, and it’s members won’t either.

  • tourist@lemmy.world
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    fuck bro

    a hint would be nice

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      They mostly live in Africa. Some in India too

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        A swallow?

        • marcos@lemmy.world
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          It’s clearly a ground worm.

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        Scammers?

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        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          I’d say the other way around these days

        • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I love that the Chris series is now being posted to More Kitboga. I saw a lot of him on Twitch, but not all like 60 hours of him.

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        An elephant ?

  • kubica@fedia.io
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    A zebra.

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      Surprised that you were able to come up with that considering how the black line obscured part of him

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    I had decided to make my final decision today at 3PM based on the input I got from co Lemmyites like yourselves. The overwhelming response was “it’s an elephant” which of course is the correct answer. So I will be having a large vodka on the rocks.

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      That’s not an elephant, elephants have trunks. This guy clearly uses a briefcase.

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      make it a double, you earned it!

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    Kitty

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    It’s Pikachu!

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    It’s a tiger. you can tell by the way it is

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    Giraffe?

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      Everyone knows giraffes don’t exist

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        True. Maybe a unicorn then?

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      There was a post on science memes that pointed out that male giraffes smell the urine of all the female giraffes and if none of them are on heat, have sex with each other instead. I found that the fact stuck with me. The thread got deleted by the mods because it all got a bit daft.

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    Elephant?

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      You guessed wrong, which means you did guess.op will drink again

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        Can I guess again? Spider?

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    Ffs, am I the only one in this thread who can identify a monarch butterfly?

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      My favorite kind of erfly!

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    Can’t tell, must be some sort of japanese animal. Tanuki?

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    Obviously a tiger

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      A tiger, but r… dumb.

      Rest in Power, Scoot.

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    Bear.

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    That is the uggliest poodle I have ever had the unfortune to look at! And it’s filthy!

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    Some kind of bird with a long tail ?

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      Birds don’t exist

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