Even better: 20 lbs of long toenails and a box full of real snakes.

And the work in the lead mines

I hate to be the one to tell you this, dude, but you’re a duck.

Actually you shoot horizontally along Earth’s equator, to increase your orbital speed until your apoapsis intersects the lunar sphere of gravitational influence, at just the right moment for the moon to catch you.

You’ll need a PhD to be allowed to push the “on” button though.
And then go back to the office to write grant applications for a month.
To buy the next beige box.

I wasn’t trying to say your panel is fake.

If you enjoyed this post, you’ll love this:
https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

It was love at first sight—he was tall and broad-shouldered, with a dimpled smile, twinkling green eyes, and in keeping with his combination of statistically unlikely but deeply alluring features, type AB blood, and that condition where cilantro tastes like soap.

Tony Angel walked Fiona back to the car and handed her the leash, if only he hadn’t thrown the ball so hard; it had marred an otherwise perfect first date on the White Cliffs of Dover.

The villa in Tuscany is abandoned now, and nature, in the form of invasive vegetation, is reclaiming the small vineyard where Rodolfo and Susannah made love each afternoon, beginning with the creeping Coccinia virginiana, followed by the woody Polemonium gloriosa, and ending, of course, with the drooping Glandularia vulgaris.

https://feddit.org/post/4386638

It’s not a midlife crisis!
I actually desperately need this, my current server’s just not specced right for the 2 dozen VM’s I still want to add.

It’s not mentioned in the song.
So logically, it doesn’t suck.
(or it isn’t an OS, hmmm…)

I love that this community exists.
I fucking hate circle-jerking and downvoting any criticism of the thing you like cause it makes you angry.

IMO this sub can thrive if it makes light of actual shortcomings of Linux with memes.
And it’ll suck if it becomes an anti-Linux circlejerk that just re-hashes outdated clichées like “Linux has no drivers and no games”.

When Windows messes up, at least it messes up properly.
Like deleting the main system folder,
boot-looping your most important server after an automatic update,
or automatically upgrading to a new release, then refusing to work cause you don’t have a license for it.
(these are just the one’s I was personally affcted by)

Linux on the other hand, messes up in tiny and slightly annoying ways that just make you question your sanity, instead of wanting to firebomb a US corporation (in Minecraft).

Here’s some ancient wisdom

Don’t you still feel bad about defrauding Walmart for 180 hours worth of pay?
Cause I don’t.

Yeah, if the guy pulls it a second too early, when the fuel lines are still attached, everything explodes.
If he pulls it a second too late, after the clamps released, the rocket won’t launch straight, tumble and explode.

But it still needs to be launched manually by a guy with a 6-digit salary pulling a lever, due to an agreement with the union.

At that point, just kill the VM the app is running on and deal with the fallout.

Keep it on until the water boils. Then:
When the consistency of the soup is right, cover the pot.
When it’s too thin, leave it uncovered so the surplus water can boil off.
When it’s too thick, no it isn’t!

Cute! A rat playing the banjo under the full moon!

Just checked, I have 4GB of shaders stored, but it doesn’t seem to help.

“She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.”