You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.

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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • Turds gushing like a broken damn

    Uhh, I guess one could argue that it’s poetic? Like he knows he’s a piece of shit. He knows there are other pieces of shit. But he’s too stupid to know that there are probably admins in multiple time zones when you go to sleep, NLP-powered blacklists and other automod tools. (I’m assuming)

    wait did he set his username to specifically call you a slur?

    we are definitely not smoking the same strain

    probably not even smoking the same substance

    I don’t mean crack or bath salts or whatever

    I mean like, carbon monoxide, leaded gasoline and rare deliriants.

    Didn’t know I was talking to a mod, so wasn’t intending to ass-kiss. Uh let me say something to prove I’m not biased but not break the rules.

    Your 2nd favourite song probably isn’t all that great


  • Managed to confuse someone besides myself while high

    fuck yeah I think that could be an achievement

    business acumen or something idk I’m high as fuck

    tldr yeah was just being silly I know those aren’t dogs.

    While looking for an opossum meme on my phone, not finding it between all the Luigi Mangione memes, and taking one from Google images instead, I had an introspective thought. Apologies if the confusion thing came off as rude. I did not intend to insult you, I just intended on celebrating my silly.

    With high doses of cannabis, for me, it’s “think fun thoughts = feel good feelings”. Sorry if I made you feel bad feelings. You got a really cool instance name, if that could possibly lift the mood and undo emotional damage. Also, I’m not just saying that. It’s cyberpunk af which is sick as hell homie

    an image of an opossum, "I captioned one day I'll shut up. Not today though." By the way, sorry if this is bad etiquette for accessibility use, but could you let me know if I can provide any help as someone with some JavaScript programming experience. I promise to not be intentionally cognitively quagmired.

    (As caused by my mind-altering chemical intake)

    (That previous additional caption joke was a coincidence, I did not know what the caption was before writing the accessibility description)



  • And at a yacht club, I feel like anyone who does get it, is not going to be someone who can’t make a lifelong pacifist throw their first punch.

    Ah, C++! I prefer my engineers use GoogleScript at the company I bought out. I feel like Google is the safest bet. Like, one day Apple and Microsoft might stop updating C++, where now everything is Blockchain and AI based, Google will keep its market share and keep supporting g GoogleScript…

    (He bought a Java Enterprise Consulting company.)









  • I have not; although I have been warned that it’s not at all what it appears to be

    I have heard similar, more specific details about themes of the game. I’m going to put it off until I’m in a better place, mentally. I don’t know if what I heard was true, but I don’t want to risk finding out more, because it is so highly regarded and I want to play it eventually, also I love entertainment where “it’s best going into it blind”



  • Allows you to remove power from the plugged in device without unplugging it. This provides convenience to easily and quickly turn things on and off and prevents arcing when unplugging.

    That’s exactly what I do, because it’s more convenient than unplugging everything.

    I live in South Africa, where we had rolling blackouts (called loadshedding) for a few years. It’s easier to switch everything back on when the power comes back than to plug it back into a socket without a switch, especially with my fucked up spine.

    The electricity in the place I live was done poorly, so having something plugged in “live” risks a surge or something and then the appliance gets fucked and then everything smells like burnt plastic.

    And that’s the best case scenario. Others have had housefires.

    Also, the South African plugs aren’t pleasant accidentally to step on. It won’t pierce your foot, but it can still hurt like a motherfucker for a few seconds if you step on it in the wrong way.

    Those UK plugs do look a lot more nasty to step on. I shudder at the thought.

    I like the EU and US two prong cables ( 🔌?) where the prongs are parallel to the cable, but not the cables with the orthogonal prongs.


  • he can still use pistols I think

    I’m not American nor a gun expert but I think he can maybe fire an Australian glork 0.354in (or an AK1947 Kalashnakov-mini версйон 2) with one hand

    Plus, his arm will grow back I’ve seen em rich guys do it

    If not he can always steal a human arm from the poors using government tax credits or the Australian glork 0.45in

    Or steal a chimp arm from his monkey execution business that makes Adderall laced Doritos or some shit

    sorry doing some creative writing to wake the rest of my brain up. Feel free to reply doing the same, anyone reading.