It looks like the way to ask for 2 beers would be quite offensive.

Stop, it huts here in my meow meow.

Log and seppukku.

At least you would be using it. (Ahem)

Fucked up sleep pattern for the win.

Let it go, let it go Can’t hold it back anymore

They are scared of so many things, goddammit…

I don’t have white or black nintendos.

Hospitals tho, they will betray you any moment.

That’s why I do it like that, because I don’t want to pick something that I’m not motivated to do. If it is by obligation then there’s not much choice. But if it is for fun you can have more flexibility.

Through the last year I’ve been trying to have a very loose list of maybes, instead of real todos. I treat them like suggestions and try to not force myself into doing anything just because it is in the list. Every now and then I feel like one random item of the list is a good idea to take a look.

“We are going to bill you extra for the downtime service.”

3 - At least it is going to be clear that I’m not simply weird, but actually cursed.

git out --never-come-back

This is what peak performance looks like:

console.log("before dothething");
let r = dothething();
console.log("after dothething");
console.log(r);

An minus zero. Which seems to fit the mental state.

You might think the cord should be on the other side, but it is designed to act as a fuse.

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Conservatives, horrified, are now thinking on making it illegal to remove the tires from the rivers.

Maybe the higher capacity one still needs guinea pigs.