This is far too coherent to have actually been written by him.

Haha - yep, exactly! I started the first video like, “Meh, I’ll give it two minutes.” And ended like, “I need to watch ALL the things!”

Awesome!

He’s my lowkey hero.

Yeah, I’m hearing about 11M protesting today and like 20k at his Suckfest. Too bad it didn’t get rained out. Great to hear the turnout in your red area!

I’d venture to guess more like a million+. There were tens of thousands in Denver alone.

I highly recommend checking out this video regardless of what model you get:

https://youtu.be/jHP942Livy0

Well, it’s in this one song we’ve been singing for quite a while ya see…

I’ll take the dog and rhino together please.

Dress for the job you want!

God I miss the OG ThinkGeek so much.

I shall start calling mine Sir Cheese.

Kremlin: Trump just needs his blankie and a nap.

I absolutely HATE when a restaurant forces me to use my phone to see their stupid QR code menu.

I understood the idea when COVID was a large factor, but now it’s just greedy and lazy on their part. I’ll tolerate it the one time and then won’t go back.

No, I can as well.

Kindergarten - Mrs. Gall 1st - Ms. Voght 2nd - Ms. Lenahan 3rd - Ms. Piper 4th - Ms. Noda 5th - Mr. Kramer (Cramer?) Orchestra - Mr. Graves

6th & onward gets tricky because we switched teachers for each subject and had different ones every year. That list would get really long, and be highly boring to type out (and probably to read as well).

Yeah, my 9th grade chemistry teacher, Mr. Kavall, should not have been working with children. Possibly being a drill sergeant might have suited him better.

Not weird to me. I still remember every single teacher’s name to this day…I started school in 1978.

Please stop having children. You’re a horrible person if you think celebrating needless pain, injury, and self-mutilation is somehow empowering and supportive. Get help. Now.

She is UNNECESSARILY choosing pain for NO OTHER REASON than to be in pain (according to the info in the post - again, if she did it for baby’s health benefits this would not be my stance) and it’s being lauded.

I’m going to run a marathon with two good ankles. Great - it’s hard enough already. Oh wait, let me break my ankle with a hammer so people will be MORE proud of me for running it with smashed bones even though there is NO BENEFIT to adding that additional VOLUNTARY SELF-INFLICTED suffering.

Does that clarify it? Yes, if you have a goal and get injured, or have additional challenges and choose to push through them, that’s great, but to cause yourself pain and harm without reason or benefit should not be seen as something to be proud of.