That idiot should be neutered. He’s contaminating the gene pool
this should’ve been made by someone who has seen a diagram before
I just want to know who put anonymity bars over the sunglasses!
Yeah. Maybe just don’t use pictures of kids AT ALL.
Small edit: since elon is an immigrant-hating immigrant, you should probably refer to the kids as “anchor babies”
The mistake that everyone keeps making is assuming that when they say “traditional family” they mean the “husband, wife, and 2.5 kids” nuclear family. That’s not what they want. They are looking at an older tradition. They want slaves and concubines back.
They want slaves and concubines back.
IE an actual traditional family, as very well defined in the Old Testament / Tanakh.
When you get to the New Testament, you end up with the uberconservative push for making divorce illegal citing Jesus himself.
Matthew 19:3-9
3 And Pharisees came up to him and tested him by asking, “Is it lawful to divorce one 's wife for any cause?”
4 He answered, "Have you not read that he who created them from the beginning made them male and female,
5 and said, ‘Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’?
6 So they are no longer two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let not man separate."
7 They said to him, “Why then did Moses command one to give a certificate of divorce and to send her away?”
8 He said to them, “Because of your hardness of heart Moses allowed you to divorce your wives, but from the beginning it was not so.
9 And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.”
Notice how the presumption here is that only a man can divorce his wife, not the other way around.
The rule of Moses as understood by the Pharisee is that a man can serve a woman divorce papers, and that’s that.
What they can all agree on is women are second class citizens and should be subordinate to men.
Paul is quite famous for not permitting women to speak:
1 Corinthians 14:34
the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says.
9 And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.
After my mom divorced my dad, we moved in with her parents because we had no money. The condition was that we had to start going to their extreme, King James Bible is the literal word of god, church. They preached this lesson a lot and it really messed my mom up. Luckily around the time I was 12, and already an atheist, we stopped going.
I come from a similar religious background, though my parents very obviously hate each other, never divorced, both constantly trying to get a middle school aged me to take their sides in arguments, traingulating everything, always, all the time, later escalating to trying to force various mental health condition diagnoses on each other and myself via quack doctors and institutions with dubious at best qualifications and track records.
I stopped talking to my family years ago, but if my ability to search through public records is accurate, it looka like my brother, his schizophrenic former FLDS cult member girlfriend and my mom rent and live in a two bed house in a suburb, and my dad lives in a trailerhome 60 miles away out in the sticks.
I’m sorry, I hope the PTSD hasn’t screwed you up too bad. It’s definitely one of the reasons for my mental health issues. I went to a Church of Christ. This is the only name allowed for a church in this sect, because Jesus said build the church in my name in the king James version. So anyone who calls a church anything else is obviously going to hell.
They take the book that’s been translated again and again and again, with books added and removed, and say it is the literal word of god because all the translators received divine inspiration. It would be a silly joke if they hadn’t hurt so many people. Almost all my family is dead now. What sect were you in?
Traditional royal family
Including the incest.
You cut out the part that shows they’re sitting on a statue of two parrots fucking
🤮
The mistake that everyone makes is thinking that what they say, and where they go on Sunday has anything to do with how they feel and how they vote. They vote in a self serving and short sighted way. Their religion is irrelevant to who they actually are.
Don’t forget muskrat’s own dad had 2 kids with his own stepdaughter.
That’s some fucked up Woody Allen level of ick.
Traditional.
Southern.
Values.
What? I’m glad I don’t know about all that shit. Makes for a good surprising meme when I browse lemmy.
Yes, the best way to start the morning. Thanks Lemmy.
Please stop letting him name human beings
Those names would be animal cruelty too
I actually love the name “techno mechanicus”. The others are just weird, but I find that one laugh out loud hilarious.
Omg how did I not notice that one. It was so out there that my brain didn’t even register it.
There’s a theory that they are all fake names and not their legal names, although his trans daughter I think legally changed their name so that may be on record, but most aren’t.
The other guy in the oval office cheated on all three of his wives, and paid off at least one of his mistresses in an attempt to keep her quiet, so…
These aren’t just family values, no sir, these are discount family values! Think of the savings!
Fast food, fast family values. At least he’s consistent.
The way his daughter speaks of him makes me think he’s a psychopath. He is emotionless and dead inside, he’s a broken human.
absolute power (& wealth) corrupts absolutely
Wealth cannot be detangled from power, so yeah, this is dead on.
We can have democracy or we can have billionaires, we cannot have both
Incorrect. Those that are corrupt desires and seek absolute power & wealth more than an normal person. We have a few people in history who did had absolute power & wealth and uses it to great benefit for his people.
Who in history had absolute wealth and or power and used it to great benefit for their people?
I’d like to know too, I strongly suggest this is a delusion. Although the saying is a cliché, it’s a remarkably correct statement.
Considering nearly every single one of their comments is about China and they said “his people” I think I have an idea that confirms that you’d be correct
But he doesn’t even wield absolute power. The bit he does hold seems to have been enough.
I suddenly realize the reasons why a whole tsar family was killed.
I know why they did it, because it was the only way to ensure that the tsar dynasty wasn’t reinstalled… But killing innocent kids will never sit right with me.
Its not like with Trump where his kids are actually problems themselves. I suspect that some of the younger ones will probably want to disown him too, especially the ones that he’s called stupid names.
If you have a look at musks family it seems as if the issue is not a single person.
But of course morally I agree. Might be a trap, though.
Looks like Elon used a random name generator in a MMORPG to name his kids
I’m laughing so hard at unnamed, techno, exa and strider.
I see Azure. Where’s AWS? Oracle? Alibaba?
Vercel could be a great name or maybe ECMAScript-TC39 Junior
Idk where X is
The one he’s been using as a human shield lately is literally named X. Somebody called him Xevlar a couple days ago which is pretty funny.
musk got lazy and called him X, instead of his full name.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait – are you saying he actually named two of his kids literally the word “unnamed” (as opposed to the names not being publicly known)? 'Cause that’s both fucked-up and disturbingly plausible.
I want to believe 😂
Strider’s gonna have a rough childhood if any kids around him his age ever play Half Life 2.
I’m thinking of the silt striders from Morrowind.
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Strider was cool in LOTR but I wouldn’t name a kid that. Maybe a giraffe or a stick insect.
not as bad as technomechanius, and exa dark sidareal
Lol! Who would believe that this guy is running the US government. Stranger than fiction.
Best of all (for him) is that he can run for president in the future and potentially rule for two more terms.
I don’t think that would be allowed now, as he was born outside the US, though of course these people don’t respect the law at all, so he’d probably do it anyway.
techno
strider sounds more normal than XAE, techno
That might explain the name dispute between him, Grimes, and Zillis.
Techno Mecanicus, seriously, WTF
It looks like he used a password generator.
don’t tell me the names are real. I know about the X AE kid but the others, seriously? This is the dumbest possible timeline
Leave Cletus out of this, he’s an honest good hearted intelligent guy compared to musk.
that’s because grimes is also dumb as a rock. so is anyone who willingly marries an unfuckable troglodyte
Idk about unfuckable given that he has 10 more kids than the average Westerner, but I’m 100% behind troglodyte.
Supposedly the kids are conceived through IVF, so no fucking was necessary.
no one fucks him. he just shares his sperm and people want it because they’re eager to get a share of his money and/or they’re also white supremacists who believe they should populate the earth more with their inbred genes.
Some of them seem rather sane, but 7 onwards is a shit show.
it is, the others one are : EXA DARK sidareal musk, TECHNO MECHaNIUS MUSK,
Should have an hours spent with kids timer
Too easy: 0, 0, 0, 0, 0…
yeah but those women also actively engaged in a relationship with the Worlds Biggest Asshole to the point of having a children with The Worlds Biggest Asshole—good road map for initial big sharp drop rig contraption testers; just sayin.
actually almost all of his "children"are done through IVF/surrogacy, he has a fetish with breeding so its like incubators for him
This grosses me out the most. He isn’t even having romantic relationships with the mothers where a spell of passion ends up with children. No, in a few cases, he literal went up to his own employees offering to pay them to be single mothers for his own demonic ego.
Wow, I didn’t think it was going to be possible for me to have less respect for, or more grossed by, the guy doing Nazi salutes on tv… but yet, here we are. These people are so fucking weird…
He’s a gross perversion of eugenics, he’s quite obsessed with it. I always point out that’s he’s the alien in the second species movie. The alien infected human and wanted to fill the earth with his progeny
I honestly think I would be less grossed out of he was an actual alien, and not just some weirdo super rich illegal alien dropping anchors babies.
I chuckle every time I am reminded that he named one of his kids Sideræl. In norwegian that would be a slang for Side-junk or side-slop.
Side = side
Ræl = “junk,” “trash,” “rubbish,” or “worthless stuff.” It is an informal, somewhat dismissive term used to describe things that are of low quality, broken, or generally useless.I think it was supposed to be Sidereal, which refers to astronomical measurements based on stars rather than the sun. But he couldn’t even spell it right.
Elon can consider himself proper American now that he thinks Æ can be used as substitute for A, E, or a combination of the two. Same as you sometimes see shitheads use Ø instead of O.
To those of us who use those letters daily, it’s just jarring, as it’s a completely different letter with a different sound. It would be like writing Karspleesh and expect the spelling to carry the same pronunciation.
I use Å and A interchangeably, and like to put umlauts in rändöm pläces for fün.
Å/A is just as jarring. The Germans might be bothered about umlauts.
Yeah, they are actually triggering me a little bit. It just reads different.
Ẇ̶̧h̵̰̍y̵̿ͅ ̵͎͆s̵̰̈́ť̷͓ö̷̬́p̵̝̓ ̷̭̏t̴͉̀h̶̞̾è̶̘r̶̩͛é̷̲?̵̼͝
In Danish ae can substitute æ
Same with aa = å and o/oe = ø
True, that’s an internationally recognized translation of those letters. Partially to make it easier for the swedes who use gibberish letters instead of the superior Æ Ø Å, I’m sure you can agree.
But the opposite isn’t valid in any language. You don’t know anyone who drive across Størebæltsbrøen to get to Ødense, I hope?Størebæltsbrøen
Ødense
Gibberish. Just like Swedish.
If you say “Ødense” is written in a gibberish way, wait until you find out what’s the pronunciation of that city.
Now I’m confused and confused how to pronounce Karspleesh. In my head, I’m pronouncing it Car splee
nshIf you’re feeling adventurous, try Kérsplôøsh.
What kind of mother lets him set those names? Even without knowing who the father is they are going to get bullied at school…
The kind of mother willing to have a kid with Muskrat
Grimes.
One who will do whatever Musk wants for a couple million
I would let musket do me a few times a month for a few million. Why not? I’ve one know of one guy who’s ever been pregnant. Maybe two? Not with my plumbing. And the fucker can divorce me the next year. My wife approves if she gets to travel. All contingent on not getting murdered during the incoming concentration camp phase.
