Hobbitses asquerosos

I fucking hate the internet

Cool story bro, go argue with the IETF

The good thing is, your cooler is likely full of ice, when it severs your appendages. At that point, assuming you have enough fingers left to grip a steering wheel, you can just drive yourself and your well preserved digits to the local hospital. You can even have an ice cold beer while you drive!

It’s the RFC standard regex for email, so it’s definitely valid, btw. My copy/paste just seems to add a bunch of backslashes for some reason

EDIT: OP fixed the title but this post used to be about Navel airships

Food

Wow, that guy’s loaded

I found your email address:

(?:[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+(?:\.[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+)*|"(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21\x23-\x5b\x5d-\x7f]|\\[\x01-\x09\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x7f])*")@(?:(?:[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\.)+[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?|\[(?:(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.){3}(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?|[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9]:(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21-\x5a\x53-\x7f]|\\[\x01-\x09\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x7f])+)\])

They’re Terminators, but from the Idiocracy universe

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, shitty spray-on tanner, everything. Very hard to spot.

He has a litter of wretched offspring that will no doubt try to continue the dynasty

Aw cmon guys, they’re just trying to funnel that money into the pocket of one of our new oligarchs. What’s the big deal?

This is why I like programming. You can call your code lots of fun and interesting names and you don’t get an email from HR.

The snake: If you let me bite you all of your problems will go away

Proletariat swine

Did you just ask if JK Rowling really met with Adolf Hitler?

Hope this guy gets hit by a dump truck