I know he’ll prove those guys wrong some day
Sounds like it was a 2 petawatt pulsed laser, with picosecond pulses, so 2kJ/pulse. Staggering amount of power and energy for a pulsed laser!
Note that it’s not CW, so the average power will be much, much, much less than the pulsed power. Too lazy to find the rep rate to see average power.
- Laser is fired:
- Laser is fired in Japan: 😯😯😯😯😯😯
Supervillain origin story if I’ve ever heard one
The amount of cannons that have had to get in the unemployment line is stratospheric.
Lost it’s job to AI
Artificial Illumination
Artificial Immolation
why are they so mean what did he do
He wasn’t focused
poor guy how will he feed his children now
His son will be lighter next year
It’ll be OK, look on the bright side!
Oh, so that’s its supervillain moto!
(Phew, missing punchline fixed :) )
yea at least he wont have to pay taxes
He wasn’t very bright
Lazing around
well that’s not acceptable in this economy
The justification given was incoherent.
Automation took it’s job.
this is so sad i will make a post on !chadmctruthstruth@lemmy.world raising awareness
https://lemmy.world/post/25273084 i hope we can get his job back
Gets angry and lies himself on top of a high powered sniper rifle
That’s a pretty niche role, a position as part of the laser grid at a museum is much more steady
just look at the guy, all he wanted to do was an honest days lazing for an honest days pay, was that too much to ask
