“How many muppets did you lot lose before you started sending them to H&K to mend?”

Your run of the mill APT prefers powdered form that they can mix into their beverage of choice.

It’s the FBI, they’re not that careless. It’s Fbi1234!

Most definitely, political treaties and agreements should be prioritized while direct intervention should be a last resort. Sadly little impotent Donny fails at all of the above (luckily in the case of him carrying out military attacks).

Bonus detail that didn’t amount to much: one of the plans to rescue the hostages involved developing a rocket assisted takeoff and landing system for a military cargo plane to get a team on the ground to extract the hostages and exfiltrate via said plane using a soccer stadium as an airstrip.

Edit: jet and rocket could be used interchangeably but rocket is more accurate in this case.

Trump: “we can’t let them have a nuclear program” *gives them the green light to continue with no IAEA oversight*

If only someone were capable of getting through to him enough to show him that things like Stuxnet are how the adults operate.

Jesus should return and bitch slap him with the power of Christ.

Discount option 2: option 1 but with tannerite.

I’m sure people like the mayor, going the extra mile kilometer to preserve freedom of expression does a lot of the heavy lifting.

I’ll see your Sandstorm and raise you Cotton Eyed Joe.

Wow, never heard this one before and completely agree with each point. Not sure where it would’ve seen much air time in the US back then, though I’m sure my hometown was small enough that no radio station had it.

Queen has no time for actual quality. Perceived quality in cost is her brand.

They save you the time it would’ve taken to measure the tea leaves yourself.

Pointing at whitespace and showing ominous going on with the letters contained in the ellipsoid

The return of the McRib

Hannibal/Le Chiffre/Clifford Unger was denied entry? And he’s only 21?! Also I thought he was Danish.

Vice Deputy Assistant Leader

You get three strikes though, I think that’s pretty lenient

I remember seeing a Final Fantasy VII OVA i didn’t know existed in the declassified collection.

Really slow twist rate or smoothbore so they tumble too.