50k gets you an “I’ll see what I can do” .

Toss in cha cha sliding into the macarena while you’re at it.

Don’t forget the various foreign nationals they tricked with promises of well paying support jobs only to hand them rifles and send them to the front lines.

Best we can do is include Gabe Logan in a live service game as a paid character ($80).

They actually sent me home security cameras along with cake from my local Chinese bakery. They told me I could be best protected if I installed one in each room, including my bathroom.

I’ve got a baker, a retiree, and a preschooler monitoring my activities. They couldn’t believe how easy it was to engage with me over various messenger apps and convince me to install spyware on my devices.

That’s what it was. For a brief minute, I was a child or dog again.

West Texas to West Sahara

That’s a low blow Bob Loblaw.

Borat’s House:

“You may… NOT come in.”

Fly em at full mast, but replace every flagpole in sight with poles that are a quarter of the height of the original pole.

Then a wild перчатки (perchatki) appeared.

The one with John Cusack was 2012. California was destroyed by super earthquakes in that one.

Little crooks, if they’re seriously backing the Republican party, it’s because they’re admitting to being a two bit criminal wanting to be a three bit criminal.

As long as max acrobat skill still lets me leap over buildings, I’m open to gameplay changes.

Mitt Romney might just be the only member of the GOP with at least a single honest bone in his body.

It’s raining cobras and mongooses.

And rename it New Kaliningrad.

We might be at climate conundrum, survival of life as we know it or more short term profit for the few.