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flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 days ago

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flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 days ago
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    “Prove you’re not one of those woke trannies. Show me what’s down your trousers, or I shoot.”

    • flamingos-cant@feddit.ukOPM
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      Probably a brown smear given the way he’s looking at her trigger finger.

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    “I’m sorry sergeant but you’re infected”

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      Is that Richard Hammond running from rabid Top Gear fans

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        That’s Robert Carlyle. Scottish actor, best known from Trainspotting or The Full Monty.

        The movie is called “28 week later”. I haven’t seen it. It’s about zombies I think.

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          Is it the one where he dumps his wife via boat but later catches an STD from her?

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            LMAO! We need a bad movie summary comm.

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              I think the best thing I’ve heard in this vein is that if you watch the Sound of Music in reverse, it’s about a woman who divorces her husband, shushes her kids, and then wanders off into the mountains to become a nun.

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    “And you said you had an ancestor that was born outside of the uk 20 generations ago? Get in the fucking plane to Rwanda, NOW”
    *- Olukemi Olufunto “Anchor Baby” Adegoke Badenoch

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kemi_Badenoch#Early_life_and_education

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    “You’re holding it wrong ma’am”

  • flamingos-cant@feddit.ukOPM
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    “Badenoch looks for new and exciting ways of shooting herself in the foot”.

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    “Kindergartner Teacher Training Day in MURICA.”

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      This is a British rifle and soldier.

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        Yes. And it said “caption this,” not “accurately caption this.”

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        There’s a gun in the picture, so we can still claim it for 'MURICA. Our borderless nationalism could be endearing, if it wasn’t scary.

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    “Ma’am you’re pointing it wrong. Your foot is down there.”

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    I’m the captain now.

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    “How many muppets did you lot lose before you started sending them to H&K to mend?”

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    The soldier is now safer than the politico.

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