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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 months ago

What Polan doin?

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What Polan doin?

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 months ago
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    It’s all peaceful on the Polish-Chinese border

    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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      The border is respected and the food is excellent. Come on down! We made peanut chicken piroshkis!

      • Archer@lemmy.world
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        Thanks, now I’m hungry

        • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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          You are welcome, new neighbor.

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        The Free City of Danzig Harbin

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        That legitimately sounds delicious. Somebody needs to open a Polish-Chinese fusion restaurant

        • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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          Shrine to Our Lady of Czestochowa outside, carved out of salt! So excited!

  • JulesTheModest@sh.itjust.works
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    Poland wins the sneak attack award for the 21st century.

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    We’ve had one Poland, yes…

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    They took over russia and nobody noticed.

    Noice!

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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    HUNGARY

    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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      Happy Cake Day, fellow future Pole

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    I’m not totally sure why Hungary is with a different colour but at this point it could as well be just red (see legend).

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    🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

    • SilentFury@lemm.ee
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      Poetry in imagery

    • dactylotheca@suppo.fi
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      I just think it’s hilarious that this comment is “Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra” with emojis

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    If it wasn’t for the Nukes, I’d bet Poland and Ukraine could’ve linked up in Moscow back in 2022.

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    God damn it Poland 2, leave Ukraine alone.

  • sznowicki@lemmy.world
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    This is a comment for Poles only. Do not try to translate this old poem that’s dated back to 1960s

    Jak powiedział stary góral

    Polska będzie stąd po Ural

    Za Uralem będą Chiny

    Was nie będzie skurwysyny

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    A man can dream

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    deleted by creator

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      The only problem I have with Poland wrecking Russia is how are we going to stop them when they reach Alaska???

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        That’s the neat part, you don’t!

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        USS Enterprise

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        Finally, someon brings democracy and basic human rights to Alaska. Why would you want to stop them?

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        Just nuke Alaska, threat contained

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    “You forgot Poland”

    - Dubya, 2004

    Truly a visionary

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    Poland

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    Glory to the USSP!!

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