Guess it’ll be fine to nuke every US city, as long as there’s no plan to occupy the rubble afterwards

Death to America

Crazy how this keeps happening

I should neglect more language lessons

Yeah but everyone knows the US has more people per capita than anywhere else

Death to America

Canonically evil 🤔

So I put a salmon on my head, which was the style at the time

I like how the biggest reasons for it are either “I can’t spare the moisture for cleaning it, so it’s better to cut it off” and “the guy who invented corn flakes said foreskins are Satan’s eyelids”

Wanger

She’s just asking the guy to confirm it on that giant PC

Guess I’m throwing out all of my underwear

humongous ඞ

See, it’s not just trauma that makes people come up with fucked up shit

Of fuck he set the policuhius on fire

AI scrapers:

I feel like this should also count as a military parade cause all other descriptors I have for it are more embarrassing