Imagine having to go on some adventure where you sleep directly on the desert floor and it’s full of deadly hand-to-hand combat killing hundreds of people, and thinking, “I’m gonna wear my white and red bikini and red boots.”
So there are already tons of annoying enemies in Fromsoft games, but if they ever put one of these fuckers in something, it would be the single most annoying enemy in any of their games.
Those bastard gnomes!
Imagine having to go on some adventure where you sleep directly on the desert floor and it’s full of deadly hand-to-hand combat killing hundreds of people, and thinking, “I’m gonna wear my white and red bikini and red boots.”
It was the 80’s (Golden Axe released in 1989, to be specific) . It was the style of the time.
Pic from Red Sonja in 1985
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=x4k4YnEbRfw&si=2GSQbxofLy0G0ioh
And these days you get arrested for having a 6 inch replica of the master sword.
She’s so hench she doesn’t need armour
So there are already tons of annoying enemies in Fromsoft games, but if they ever put one of these fuckers in something, it would be the single most annoying enemy in any of their games.
Supposedly, there’s a movie in the works, because of course there is. I’d better see a gnome getting beat six ways 'til Sunday.
Mostly because, SORRY. YOU CAN ONLY KICK STRAIGHT UP.
that flying kick is hilarious