And rescue my daughter! I didn’t resurrect you so that you could just lounge around. You’ve got a job to do!

I’m often reminded of that Penn Jillette quote about Trump: “However bad you think he is, he’s worse”.

Lots of people in the US have anti-black and misogynistic biases. Some of them happen to be socialists.

This is, in fact, a problem I have with some socialists. They think that solving economic issues will solve everything. You can’t have people being shot dead in the streets by police and then tell them “Yes, I realize this is very concerning for you, but we need to really focus on the economy”.

Can you imagine having to put up with Bernie bros for 4 years? We really dodged a bullet there, guys!

I never understand somebody just simping for a corporation like that. You can be a fan of their stuff and dislike how they run the company. Being a Mario or Zelda fan doesn’t mean you have to stick up for terrible decisions made by suits.

Nintendo: great games, terrible company. So yeah, I play their shit, but I don’t give them any money.

Who wants to abolish private property? You don’t need capitalism to have private property.

I know what you mean. Every four years I hear Democrats trying to get me to vote for a Democrat for president, and Republicans want me to vote for some Republican. Every four years this happens!

In fact, I can say, without exaggeration, this has been happening at least as long as I’ve been voting.

What’s "far out’ and “impractical” about Jill Stein’s platform?

Jill is polling a lot higher this year, but instead of taking about her platform, the media goes “Uh-oh! This could benefit Trump!”

It takes a special kind of person to go through all that effort and then say, “Oh, that test showed that the Earth is round. There must be a problem with the methodology! Just like the previous dozen tests.”

Also getting sued into the ground.

I remember Democrats told me that they would hold Biden’s feet to the fire. What happened with that?

It’s like that test where you count the number of basketballs and miss the guy in the gorilla costume.

We’re already there. I could pick a bunch of AI and non-AI images, and you couldn’t tell the difference.

And sometimes people just have weird hands. I remember seeing a picture from a Trump rally somebody posted, and people were like “Why does everybody look so weird?” “Must be AI. Look at that baby’s mutant alien hands.” It was a picture from 2017, before all this AI shit started.

Ah, yes, Jimmy Kimmel. The voice of reason.

“Yes, your honor, he did kill my wife and I did give him money. However, I gave him the money afterwards, and effects cannot occur before causes, so there’s no possible connection.”

Did you actually watch the video? He isn’t saying that spirituality is bad. He’s saying that you should be vegan for rational reasons.

Not necessarily. It can be something as simple as “My spiritual beliefs just happen to align with what I want to do already”. If you want to eat meat, it’s very tempting to find a “spiritual” reason for doing it. Nobody can question you; it’s just what you believe!

Which ethical systems don’t consider sentience?! Big yikes.