Diebitsch

I honestly don’t know if this is a real name or a joke.

Annoying Orange: “Hey. Hey Greenland. You’re mine now. Hahahahahaha!”

We are no longer the Knights Who Say ‘Ni!’

We are now the Knights Who Say ‘Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Pikang-Zoom-Boing-Gumzowehzeh!’

It kinda depends on where in the country you’re going.

West Coast, and Northern East coast is going to be a hugely different experience than the middle of the country or the southern coast.

The internet hasn’t gone to shit. We can still make non-shitty, not-for-profit, not garbage things on it. You’re literally using such a thing.

Man, you think inserting an image into your document fucks things up, just wait until you insert DOOM into it.

You, and apparently the mods of this community, need to learn the difference between advocating violence for the sake of violence, and violence as a tool of survival and self defense when others are using violence against you when all options for peace have failed.

If someone is trying to kill you, are you just going to let them do it? You’ve tried talking to them and they’re still going to kill you. What are you going to do?

“Does it cost extra, virgin?”

opens melon; dirt

Fuck.

Opens melon; fire

Fuuuuck!

Opens melon; wind

FuUuUcK!

It’s only bizarre to those from the other universe. To all the bizarro citizens, it’s the other universe that is bizarre.

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I do really want to try it cooked that way after watching so many Guga Foods/Sous Vide Everything videos. Seems like a lotta work, though, if you don’t have a machine and have to manually boil water and keep an eye on the temp the entire time.

Honestly, I hadn’t even heard of primaries until the 2016 election, let alone that you needed to register as a party member to participate (came as a surprise to me since I went in person and had to fill out a new voter registration thing). My civics classes were absolute garbage in school. I didn’t learn shit.

Could we theoretically create drugs that clean up the waste and all that jazz, therefore getting rid of the need to sleep? 🤔

I have a ton of pride pins on my hat and patches on my jacket and I’ve still had people act surprised when I mention that I’m pansexual. Like, does your brain just automatically block out these things?

Wait… Does this mean I might have to change a battery in my electric guitar someday? How would I know?

I don’t need a paper thin phone. I need a phone with a battery that lasts all day when actively using my phone non-stop with everything on and the screen at maximum brightness.

“TAX TIME!”

“Uh… How much do I owe?”

“Just guess.”

“300?”

“Jail. ☺️”

When diplomacy fails, you’re left with two choices:

Violence or giving up.

Diplomacy is proving to be ineffective. That leaves only the two above options.

He misbehaved and was forced to be stretched on the rack.