Huh, it seems we are the morons they’re dealing with.
I’ll throw one back in 2 words: Jolly Rancher
I did not need that reminder in my life.
This reads like Deep Thoughts… by Jack Handey
“Childs! Mac wants the flamethrower!”
Dude’s brilliant.
“I’ll have you know that’s my knee you’re straddling.”
Still my favorite Dracula:
“But, Lucy, I’m British.”
“So are these!”
Just posted this a bit ago:
“Sean Aloysius O’Brien… They fished his body out of the Allegheny river a week before the strike ended. Thirty two bullets he had in him. Or was it thirty four?” -Miles O’brien
Too bad he wasn’t sitting in a booth.
You’ve just made a lot of Ferengi jealous.