It being 90% parking lot is the cherry on top
The closest america will ever get to having working public transport.
NGL, I’d ride this thing to work every day.
Getting to work!?!? That’s a whole ass luxury cruise! XDXD
You pay for the fuel.
Shit, I spend like $400 a month on gas for my commute anyway.
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This is what the average American drives for their two hour commute.
Don’t worry, next year’s model will be twice the size, half the efficiency, and only 3x more expensive than last year’s!
Needs more child killing devices
Not pictured: the aircraft that can transport this to any conflict zone in the world on short notice, to demonstrate dominance.
l o g i s t i c s
Nice laptop sticker
You just have to zoom out to see this is all on an aircraft carrier.
And the caterpillar road making machine that has to chop down the trees, burn them up, till, compress, mix ash with tar and gravel and level the road as it paves the way. The animals found obviously get turned into delicious burgers. Or so I’ve been would been told if and when that becomes a real thing one day soon.
My American mind can’t even comprehend it. It’s like a fuckin’ cruise ship, but on a truck.
Sounds a lot like you’re comprehending it already
And there’s a full sized passenger airplane just hanging off the side
Cruise truck!
I, as an American, never thought I’d see something that trumps my truck-boat-truck.
Brings a tear to my eye.
I really want to know the AI prompt used to make this :p
🤣
This would crack open any asphalt instantly.
Implying there’s enough solid, well maintained asphalt anywhere to crack.
The flags are pointing the wrong way. I’m having a hard time comprehending this, must be European.
It’s AI gen
Yep
I’ve you’ve ever driven in 50 knot winds it makes sense
May I ask where this is from?
Howl’s Moving RV
More seriously, I believe it’s from an episode of Phineas and Ferb.
My mind doesn’t need to comprehend it when I am this rock hard.
Buccees is a choice inclusion. At least everybody has clean bathrooms.
What good reason is there for a gas station on a highway cruise liner, though?
For roadtrip snacks, duh
And clean bathrooms, apparently.
The airplane is the chef’s kiss, haha.
I’m struggling to comprehend it
It’s like an Imperial Star Destroyer, but with grossly unregulated capitalism.
That is the BP Verizon Super Star Destroyer.
It’s a Texas thing. You wouldn’t understand.