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Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.

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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.

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Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

    I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

    I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

    I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

    I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

    I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

    I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

    I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

    I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

    I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

    I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

    I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

    I have a dad joke, but it’s not apparent.

    • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Thanks for the transcription!!

    • naticus@lemmy.world
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      Why didn’t I scroll down first???

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      i have a joke about history, but everyone knows it

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    I have a Lemmy joke but no one reddit.

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      Haha, this one matters!

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    I have a chemistry joke, but I am not getting a good reaction.

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      deleted by creator

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      Nice one, but there is already a chemistry one in it (I think yours is better than the original)

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      I have a mechanical engineering joke but it’s not the right moment.

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        I also have a mechanical engineering joke, but it doesn’t fit this thread

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    I have a UDP joke, but you might not get it. I could make it a TCP joke, but then I’d have to keep repeating it until you do.

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    I have a cleaner joke, but it’s a bit dirty

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      1 year ago

      I have a gardener joke, but I’ll have to dig it up

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        I have a student joke, but I’m not ready to submit it

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          I have a gender joke, but im not ready to reveal it

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    1 year ago

    I have a joke, but it’s not funny.

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    1 year ago

    I have a logistics joke, but it’s delayed.

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    1 year ago

    I have a sound joke but you can’t hear it

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    1 year ago

    I have an incomplete joke, but

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      Haha you said butt

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    I have a marketing joke, but it’s my job

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    1 year ago

    I have a management consulting joke, but I can only tell you for 2000/day + 20% cost

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    I have a software engineer joke, but it’s still compiling

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