TL;DR

We have examined the leak sample and have determined this was NOT a breach of Steam systems.

You do not need to change your passwords or phone numbers as a result of this event. It is a good reminder to treat any account security messages that you have not explicitly requested as suspicious. We recommend regularly checking your Steam account security at any time at https://store.steampowered.com/account/authorizeddevices

The picture shows Jan 20th, so it may have all been changed since this was posted

Please keep these coming!

The one I always remember is the annual correlation between ice cream sales and murders (hint, both of them peak in the summer)

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I love the idea of an Ironman, but I keep running into the idea of hating having to pay for two memberships. I really wish (and I know this’ll never happen) that Jagex would allow for membership sharing across a Jagex Account.

Full fat article version

https://www.npr.org/2025/04/21/nx-s1-5369404/google-doj-opening-statements-remedies-trial

If you’re still memeing Seinfeld, then you’re old enough for this to be applicable to you.

Btw have you seen this meme?

This is literally just Ana De Armas cartoonified

If you’re behind a CG NAT (carrier grade NAT), you’ll be doubly in trouble as it will be essentially impossible to get a forwarded port since your “IP” is essentially a LAN address within your ISP’s CG NAT, if that makes sense.

But I appreciate OOP providing a source!

For some reason I just got a flashback to that football kid who tried to steal crab legs by putting them down his pants. I’m just imagining these thieves walking out with 40 tons of beef overflowing from their pants.

This is Old School RuneScape’s colossal pouch come to life.

Fantastic, no notes.

Apple seeks search partner, must have $20 billion

If this penalty sticks, Apple could be looking for a new suitor. Something has to be the default search provider in Safari and other Apple products.

Does something really have to replace it? Why not a menu of options? Make the user choose something. If they choose Google, great! If they choose DDG, fantastic! Whatever it is, make it a choice.

Not to mention just how bad facial recognition is on two non-white people, let alone cats.

Oh no I got the comic, I just don’t know how to feel about stupid sexy Santa

I’m so confused

Fabulous

I believe it’s actually, “dude, this is a Wendy’s restaurant.” Check and mate.

Oh whoops, good catch! Just a regular boss!