

When your horse has higher WIS than you.
I am an electric meat robot.
When your horse has higher WIS than you.
Pores in latex condoms bigger than the AIDS virus.
Fuck a science class, that motherfucker shouldn’t have been allowed near the school.
“I’m tired of chasing my dreams. I’m just gonna find out where they’re going and hook up with them later.” - Mitch Hedberg
Tom Holland still workin’ it.
Don’t forget The Orville!
Babylon 5 wants to know your location.
Is that technical jargon for “pull 'em out of your ass?”
Meeting James Doohan at a Radio Shack and John DeLancie at a convention, both in my hometown.
Finishing both TNG and DS9 as an adult, having grown up with them but not getting the whole picture until I was truly ready for it.
Getting my wife into LD and SNW, and us both being grateful that they’re so feckin good.
Also, giving The Orville a try and realizing that it’s a worthy contender.
The last thing you would see pelted at you.
Fuck the Cato Institute.