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ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 1 month ago

The Swastidumpster Can Haul an Incredible Amount

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The Swastidumpster Can Haul an Incredible Amount

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ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 1 month ago
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  • emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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    “My truck can haul as much as a shopping cart can. Beat that liberals.”

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      So my station wagon is a truck now? … mine can haul about four shopping carts worth of stuff.

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        A station wagon is a better truck than that thing

      • Grimtuck@lemmy.world
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        My Merc A180 hatchback can carry more than what’s in this picture. Truly pathetic.

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          Never knew the swaticar was so small it could fit in a hatchback, guess you learn something knew everyday

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          My smart car could carry more than that.

    • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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      The owner also can’t park for shit either.

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      Real pound of iron vs pound of feathers energy here

      Cars can’t haul bags of soil! Soil is heavy!

  • GretaAintNoFlowerChild@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It can haul … checks notes … the same amount as a human powered shopping cart.

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    Congratulations! Your Swastidumpster has the same carrying capacity as 1 (one) standard grocery cart.

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    They are bragging that their truck can handle the same amount of weight as a… Shopping cart

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.

    …the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.

    But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.

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      If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.

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        I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe’s trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.

        • Mavytan@feddit.nl
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          It could even fit in a cargo bike

        • dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Yeah like…I wouldn’t even need to put my back seat down to fit that in my fucking golf.

          • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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            These people not only know anything about trucks, but they also lack knowledge of automobiles in general. Which explains why they thought a cybertruck was a good idea.

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      I wouldn’t be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.

      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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        If it’s weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?

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          It’s also weak against bugs

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          🔥

          • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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            It’s weak to that too.

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              Seems like ground/steel type then. Weak to water, ground and fire.

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              Then 💩

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      Is that soil? The bags say cow manure. (I don’t know a hell of a lot about gardening. Maybe that’s functionally the same thing??)

      Also they’re at Lowe’s.

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        Oops, you’re right but it’s still the same scenario. The manure is just a little more expensive and your truck bed smells for longer.

    • Bilb!@lemmy.ml
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      I’m sure I could transport that with my Bolt EUV if I folded the seats down. Might not even have to.

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    These can’t be real. They are just too sad and pathetic.

    • ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.socialOP
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      Oh it is real.

  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    Diogenes: Behold, a truck! (posts just the shopping cart holding the bags)

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      Literally zero SAG!

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    So this dude is impressed his car can carry the same weight as a fucking shopping trolley?

    LMAO

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    A full shopping cart? I can haul that much in the back seat of my Nissan Leaf. And I don’t mean the rear cargo area, I mean the back seat.

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    Two trips on my E-bike.

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      One trip with a cargo bike or bicycle trailer.

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        Yeah, I should get a trailer. Next E-bike I get will definitely be a cargo bike.

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        Yeah, I should get a trailer. Next E-bike I get will definitely be a cargo bike.

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          A trailer is more flexible than a dedicated cargo bike and cheaper.

  • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    My sports coupe fits that in the boot… Looks like 8 bags of soil, probably under 200kg.

  • UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    That shit would fit in the back of my sedan

  • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemm.ee
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    The fact that people think they need a truck for this is the reason there’s so many trucks on the road

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      In addition to what the other comment said, cost of multiple deliveries for these goods throughout the year would also be cheaper than buying a truck vs a sedan.

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      Yeah seriously, a hot hatch or even the trunk of your average sedan could fit this.

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        My scion could fit this.

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    deleted by creator

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      a fucking flatbed moped seems like a more useful vehicle in basically every way

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Woah. That’s crazy.

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