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resin85@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

54-Year-Old Facebook User Wins Nobel Prize For Own Extensive Internet Research Into Dangers Of Covid Vaccine

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resin85@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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STOCKHOLM—Lauding the man as one of the greatest minds working in medicine today, the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences reportedly awarded 54-year-old Facebook user Darren Weston the Nobel Prize Monday for his own extensive internet research into the dangers of Covid vaccinations. “We are proud to announce that the…
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      It’s not really an acronym, just an abbreviation. “Coronavirus disease” is only two words. You could write CoviD I guess, but that looks dumb.

      I’d think that it isn’t a proper noun and shouldn’t be capitalized at all, but maybe that’s why they’re the professionals and I’m just some guy on the internet.

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        Somehow an attempt to be correct ends up looking like mockery

        “I have Covid”

        SpongeBob with hands on hips: “I hAvE CoViD”

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      It’s one of those things where it has become a word in and of itself because so many people use it that way

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    IRL though, the people who say “do your own research” are actually less likely to do their own research.

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      “Do your own research” is just code for “I don’t have a valid source and I don’t feel like looking for one so you do it.”

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    PARODY

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    Uncle Darren?

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    simply marvelous~!

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    Heart problems are a real risk but they only apply to a slice of the population.

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      Heart problems are way, WAY more common with covid than with the vaccine.

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      Hey, look, it’s the guy who won the Nobel prize from the article. Did you only use Facebook for your research, or lemmy too?

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