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resin85@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

54-Year-Old Facebook User Wins Nobel Prize For Own Extensive Internet Research Into Dangers Of Covid Vaccine

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resin85@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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STOCKHOLM—Lauding the man as one of the greatest minds working in medicine today, the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences reportedly awarded 54-year-old Facebook user Darren Weston the Nobel Prize Monday for his own extensive internet research into the dangers of Covid vaccinations. “We are proud to announce that the…
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    Heart problems are a real risk but they only apply to a slice of the population.

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      Heart problems are way, WAY more common with covid than with the vaccine.

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      Hey, look, it’s the guy who won the Nobel prize from the article. Did you only use Facebook for your research, or lemmy too?

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        These types of comments give me faith in society! Or at least in Lemmy! Thank you for writing what I was thinking!

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      People skills aren’t the only skills you lack, my friend

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        Yall are all downvoting him as if the science did not come out clearly showing the Johnson and Johnson vaccine was causing heart issues for women above 50. Its OK to be critical of facts. Ignoring them makes you damn near as bad as red hats

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      Good thing you are loaded up on de-wormer.

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      How many trump gift emails do you get per day?

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