Grimes, whose legal name is Claire Boucher, filed a petition to establish a parental relationship in San Francisco Superior Court on Friday.

*Lay down with billionaire nazi fascist dogs … wake up with fleas, and without your own children

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          In North America, the only laws I know of are the character restrictions on the input field for the birth certificate.

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          No, why would there be laws about names? Name has to come from somewhere, right?

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            It’s to stop crackheads from naming their children names that will be detrimental to them throughout their life. Like naming them shitbag or sandals. No one would call their kids names like this you say? There’s a reason they had to invent this law SMH

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              There’s a reason they had to invent this law SMH

              Well, there’s not, because the law literally doesn’t exist (in the United States anyway).

              And that’s a pretty stupid fucking reason.

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                This is a great example of the price of freedom. Poor shitbags has to live a shitty life just because a deranged parent felt like being edgy and pushing the free speech laws to their limits.

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                  They don’t. During their coming up they have a nickname and then they change their name. It’s not a thing.

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            Some State Naming regulations
            Arkansas: Apostrophes, hyphens, and spaces are allowed as long as they are not consecutive.

            California: Derogatory or obscene names, pictographs and non-English characters are banned.

            Florida: Parents need to sign an agreement to establish a child’s first name or else a court will select one.

            Georgia: Symbols, including accents, are prohibited.

            Illinois: No restrictions. Numbers and special characters are allowed.

            Michigan: Only English characters allowed.

            Mississippi: The child takes on the father’s surname automatically when parents are married. A different name can be requested if preferred.

            New Jersey: Obscene names, numbers, and symbols are forbidden.

            New York: First and middle names have a maximum length of 30 characters each, last names cannot exceed 40 characters. Numbers and symbols are forbidden.

            North Carolina: Accent marks, hyphens, and tildes (ñ) are allowed.

            Ohio: Hyphens, apostrophes, and spaces are allowed. Numbers are prohibited.

            Texas: First, middle and last name cannot exceed 100 characters. Only English characters allowed. Numbers and diacritical marks are forbidden.

            Virginia: Numbers, symbols and other special characters such as umlauts and tildes are banned.

            examples of illegal names in the United States:

            Jesus Christ.
            Harry 3.
            Hitler.
            Nutella.
            Ирина.
            Nelly’s.
            Chloé.
            F!nn.
            Aña.
            @.

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          No, it’s a joke.

          In an outdoor on-the-spot interview someone asked him how XAEwhatever was (saying it how Musk pronounced it in an interview) and Musk was confused for a few seconds like “huh… what…?.. OH YOU MEAN MY KID HAHA! Yeah he’s fine.”

          So he was just trolling and getting his kicks while everyone took him serious.

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            Considering his track record with his other kids, it’s entirely possibly he just forgot he had that kid.

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            Those are the kids actual names. They refer to them as “X” and “Y.”

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      Your honor, my client promises to beseech the machine spirit and raise little Syntax Error here under the cult of Mars.

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      Grimes is 35 trying to look 22. Madonna is 65 but as the “Queen of pop” tries very hard to look however young she can. There are similarities.

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        Yo why are we making fun of the way someone looks who’s just trying to see her own children, instead of the nutjob who’s keeping them from her?

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      Drawing attention to people’s appearances distracts from things that are truly worth criticizing, like shitty decision making. Also, it doesn’t actually make them look bad. It makes you look bad.

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      There’s something very disturbing about her. Like all the parts of her face are there, but they weren’t assembled quite right.

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        The door, meagerly, opened and he saw within the apartment a fragmented and misaligned shrinking figure, a girl who cringed and slunk away and yet held onto the door, as if for physical support. Fear made her seem ill; it distorted her body lines, made her appear as if someone had broken her and then, with malice patched her together badly.

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      Elon made it clear that he did not want to talk about Nevada’s death. I didn’t understand this, just as he didn’t understand why I grieved openly, which he regarded as “emotionally manipulative.”

      Holy hell.

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      That was a super interesting read. Its amazing she can be so polite when talking about him, i guess time and perspective can do that.

      Also for anyone curious, the post nup did not hold up. Justine gets 20k monthly plus an unspecified alimony, in addition to the 15 million she got at the time of the divorce.

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        She wrote this in 2010, when he was still at the peak of his popularity and made his cameo in Iron Man, and this article did little to his public image.

        Turns out he was just really good at taking credit for other people’s work and the mask finally started slipping.

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    Weird to think that she actually lived with Racist Uncle Elon for all those years before he gave up pretending and just had that as his public persona.

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    Musk and Grimes first had a son together, named X Æ A-12, and then a daughter born via surrogate in 2021 named Exa Dark Sideræl Musk. They refer to them as “X” and “Y.”

    At this point I’m convinced there should be a test you take before the court allows you to procreate. Now hear me out, cause I know how it sounds. But maybe it can be a very simple test, with just one question: “do you plan to put more thought into naming your children than a junior dev does into naming their variables?”

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    I just can’t give Musk any energy anymore. Delete Twitter, y’all, and if we ignore him enough he’ll go away.

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    Grimes looks like she just feasted on a dozen raw baby hearts before taking this photo

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      I get the health benefits of raw baby hearts, but once you try one deep fried there’s really no going back.

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      There’s really something about the way the red stain is in such a small and contained area that screams baby hearts and not adult hearts.

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            I think the US just has a more litigious culture? Here in the UK custody would be done by mediation before anyone sued each other.

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              That is how it’s done, what Elon Musk does is not representative of the normal American. Kinda sad I have to clarify that.

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                Yes it could just be the perception. In American films and TV everyone seems to have a lawyer, there’s the whole “lawyer up” reddit meme and I’ve been given so much advice on reddit about things I should/shouldn’t do to avoid getting sued (like sweeping the pavement outside my house! This seems to come up so often). The only time I know of people using solicitors here regularly are to buy houses and to finalise divorce.

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                  What you read on reddit and watch on tv/movies isn’t at all how reality actually is here lol. You do legal stuff when you have to, it’s expensive and a hassle, and it’s still best to settle things outside of court. Reddit says a lot of dumb things, the lawyer up thing is a meme since a redditor should really not be giving legal advice. That’s like when you discuss mental issues, people say to go to a therapist, it’s not any country specific. If anything, it’s the EU who has a lot more regulation, which means more courts involved.

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    He’s a greasy little pube that lad. Bet he’s got a pegging fetish.