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𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lol to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

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Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/putin-is-using-a-new-massive-table-to-keep-his-distance-from-officials-and-it-s-just-as-ridiculous-as-the-original/ar-AA1iXmuO

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    I read that as Intel the computer chip manufacturer and was so confused for a second.

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      The table design does appear to be based on the old Socket 7 or Socket 8 Pentium CPU sockets.

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      Yeah, I thought Putin double downed on some sort of cyber warfare.

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        Rainbow tables are kinda passe nowadays no matter how big they are.

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        It’s the only kind of warfare Russia seems to be good at.

  • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lolOP
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    This is clear escalation and we need to act now

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      we can’t afford to have a table gap

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Name checks out

    • Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml
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      We need to close the table gap

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    If Putin wants some big tables he needs to download Excel

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      Sanctions are in place, he will need LibreOffice Calc.

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        Which actually is better than Excel. Currently I have to work with Excel. Gosh, how bad it got. Especially CSV import and cell formating. They really worked on being incompatible to even basic data formats just to keep you in their eco system. Try to import a UTF-8 CSV where the delimiter and the number format differs from the system settings. It completely fucks up your data and you have to import it as text and then you have to format each colum separately. Because changing the format from text to number does NOT change the view. You have to update each column manually. FU MS. There are comedy videos about number formatting in Excel: https://youtu.be/yb2zkxHDfUE?si=CtYMI-5FsU2bPZUF

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          Power Query might solve your problem. You can do a text to columns with as many custom delimiters as you want.

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            Thanks for trying to help. But that’s the point. They make something which was easy deliberately overly complicated. The next step will be that they force you to discuss the csv import with ChatGPT for 5 minutes. And every time you’ll hear: well ok, this step now is more complicated, but we gave you a mighty tool which can do SO much more.

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        Enabling such large tables may make things unstable.

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          Too late, putin was always unstable.

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            But in a way he is now more stable. The big table makes him stable

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      Or get a bandsaw, some large clamps, glue, and some good hardwoods.

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    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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      Good eye! What the heyll? Artifact from photoshop? This whole image could have been altered.

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        https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/saddam-hussains-hiding-place

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          Yep, that’s the exact silhouette.

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        That’s clearly Saddam Hussein

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        This unknown figure may very well be the source of the leak

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        It was probably placed in the image to help judge scale when composing it, and they just forgot to remove it.

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    Naturally this is so the man’s legendary virility cannot accidentally impregnate anyone in close proximity.

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    That Saddam behind Putin was a nice touch.

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    Does this mean he’s not dead? Or do they need the extra big table because he is dead and they don’t want anyone getting too close to the body double so nobody can tell.

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      He had the greatest Russian scientists transfer his mind into Mecha-Putin so he may continue his conquest for the infinitable

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    He learned from one of the assassination attempts on Hitler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot

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      assignation

      assassination?

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        Ass in nation

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        Edited. Thanks. I’m terrible at proofreading my own writing. Edit: proofread to proofreading

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          you mean proofreading? :p

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            Oh shit. Yup lol

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      Hilter

      Hitler?

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        Yup lol. Oof

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    Pretty soon each seat will need a phone installed at it so they can all still talk.

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      Maybe that’s why Intel is involved in the project.

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      IT setting up Wi-Fi repeaters to cover the whole table

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    You see that pole in the middle leading towards Putin? It’s connected to the chair he’s in and when everyone leaves the room someone comes in, removes the desks and Putin spins around the room until he gets sleepy.

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    He totally got the concept of a round table, where everyone is equal.

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      I mean that’s the point. He’s clearly Don Putin in this configuration.

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    deleted by creator

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      Woo Loo Loo

      Woo Loo Loo

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    Has he always used this seating arrangement or is this just new within recent years to coincide with his dementia?

    It just seems so impractical and comically like a bad impression of a Bond villain.

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      Probably a security measure, likely nobody is allowed to walk into that half of the room.

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        Security and camera angles.

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    It’s the polonium.

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    Poor guy looks like Franklin at Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving dinner.

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