There are actually limits to what you can bring into/out of a country.

I just want to specify I wrote this before the tariff announcements.

You are beautiful and you are always beautiful.

I have a strong feeling the US is going to contract in it’s world leadership role over the next 20 years, and I’m curious how many international base agreements will expire by 2050 and not be renewed.

Thanks, I’ve done a number of these lately, the new administration is just rich with material.

I wrote it. Here. This is the original link.

Edit: I was on the fence about cursing in the title needing a NSFW tag, and decided against. Anyone have good guidance on that?

It’s not, I only post these to Lemmy.

This week, on (throwing babies into a) Shark Tank!

You noticed these are only here, right? (Unless someone starts copying them)

I credit the current administration for providing such rich material to write about.

I’ve always considered applying, I just don’t think I could send a serious application though.

I like to think these are my application to be press secretary.

And I assume a ship, given your rank of captain.

Maybe a cello if it was human grade. But that’s tardigrade.

Don’t worry, we can always collaborate with Chinese agencies as they take the lead in world organization.

We had a good run.

But has a man been that into you?

Be sure to include a red neck.

I feel everyone not in logistics and maintenance is excited about this.

I remember learning a bladder begins to spasm at 600mL, so we could actually use this spastic pressure to help us levitate. In this paper, I propose…

Will the density of my pee affect this?

I’m free on Friday nights, I’ll bring pizza.