This should age well.
Well, who knows? The next one could be a 10 day war, or maybe less. We should really just count any pause in ammunition exchange as an end to a war, there’s enough
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He’s now terribly vexed that neither of the belligerent countries followed his decree.
Meanwhile Pikachu looking on in surprise.
So Israel gets 12 hours to fire indiscriminately?
That’s how it reads to me
Too bad there’s absolutely no media with any major viewership left to hold him accountable
Why would he sign it with his name and function and why would he put it in caps? So many questions.
Caps lock is cruise control for cool.
I haven’t heard or thought this phrase in decades.
Neither had I, but it’s the second time I’ve used it in as many days…
You reckon his phone has a caps lock?
It’s probably got a goddamned rotary dial.
I mean if I press shift twice on my phone it’s functionally caps lock. So yeah.
Bigger is better and rich text formatting is beyond his comprehension. Otherwise it would be bigger.
IMAGINE HE WAS ON LEMMY FUUU
~goddamn all right calm the fuck down holy shitballs~
ok
THERE’S NO WAY HE KNOWS MARKDOWN!
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Because he has visions of a Nobel Peace Prize front and center in his mind.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Wow. I’m surprised he was able to do this! I had no idea that trump was flexable enough to suck his own dick!
He has men to do that for him.
Top men
Does that make trump a bottom bitch?
Oh shit I was making an American Dad reference lol but yeah that works
American Dad
Is there a different version of the joke, that follows on from Indiana Jones?
Probably but I’m not a fan of Indiana Jones so not sure
It’s a reference to Indiana Jones in American Dad. It follows with the whole Area 51 warehouse scene thing too.
Whatever, Donakd. I’m just glad you didn’t start WWIII. Now STFU for a minute.
Yet. Didn’t start WWIII yet.
I knew I was forgetting a word. Good catch.
Also, when they look back in the future, he might have already started it.
“You have been delivered PEACE. Act accordingly or prepare to receive MORE PEACE!”
PEACE©
GET SOME.
Guy reminds me of a high school bully, again. He just hit someone and quickly declares the fight done when the teaccher is looking, hoping to score points and not be hit back.
That analogy’d be more accurate if his part was played by the backbirth toady sitting ringside with a rock, waiting for the signal.
Hmm… I can’t help but think of the Cuban Missile Crisis when I see the words “The 12 Day War”, which no one was gonna call this.
Please die already trump for the sake of all of us.
8647 is a prime number.
“peace, but I already started shooting at you so let me finish that real quick instead of stopping”
Somehow he has the uncanny ability to make everything about him
What a doofus
Especially him explaining the rules: During each ceasefire, the other side remains peaceful and respectful. Lol
Taco time!
