And homelessness is just camping

As an older guy who was until recently a landlord on Lemmy I recommend not taking anything here here too seriously. The media in general can be heavy, we’re not designed to know about everything that happens everywhere. We can only influence so much, usually what’s around us within arms reach. It’s good to be informed of course but don’t let it get to you.

In my town the CVS has a self checkout unless you hunt someone down. So maybe OP was talking to themselves

How much are we spending TO GET TO MARS?

If I knew how I’d already have a cult of my own. I hear being charismatic is a prerequisite

Start a cult

From Google AI:

Never Feed After Midnight: If a Mogwai is fed after midnight, it will undergo a transformation into a Gremlin, a mischievous and destructive creature.

Gremlins? IDK. Down Syndrome? Definitely.

Give a person with down syndrome alcohol? I’d rather feed a Gremlin after midnight

And if you want to fish for trout, research the waters you intend to fish. I booked a cabin for a long fall weekend only to find out the creeks weren’t going to be stocked until the following weekend. Trout don’t survive the warm summers there and there’s no natural reproduction

Better yet understand that none of your gear makes heat, you do. Think of your sleeping bag and clothes as batteries that need to be recharged periodically and your body is a generator. When you shiver that is your body trying to burn calories to produce heat. You can stay much warmer by keeping busy and moving around than you will by standing around a fire. When you wake up cold in the middle of the night, move your legs like you’re riding a bicycle while laying on your side. It won’t take long to warm up. Also keep an isolating layer between you and the ground like a foam sleeping pad. It also works for when standing on frozen ground.

I tell people that if they think other countries pay the tariffs they probably believe Mexico is paying for a wall

Eat em all at once. Right before your appointment at the dentist to have your teeth cleaned

Squiddly Diddly just Winnie The Pooed it

I think in this case it’s Roman numeral M

I did a google search to find out how much i pay for water, the water department where I live bills by the MCF (1,000 cubic feet). The AI Overview told me an MCF was one million cubic feet. It’s a unit of measurement. It’s not subjective, not an opinion and AI still got it wrong.

Goddamn Gallows!

I wouldn’t lead with that but there’s a lot of “foodies” out there. If you don’t talk sports or the weather, food isn’t a bad topic at a party. Everybody gotta eat

When you think about it we’re kinda like worms. Stuff goes in the front end and shit goes out the back end. Day in and day out

Wait, are conservatives supposed to love electric cars or hate them? Their audience must be getting whiplash from that about-face, no? Or does this prove that they are easily led without questioning anything?