many dont know this, but maurice is the official biology term for a babies in species where sexual dimorphism only evolvs in adulthood

another fun fact: biologically speaking, the bigger creatures in sexually dimorphic species are usually referred to as females, because they usually produce bigger egg cells due to, yknow, being bigger!

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I immediately thought of

Biblically accurate angelsss

The dude is only 8 inches tall?

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

I identify with Maurice :3

I wish there was a game like that

I thought maurice was a giant funny rock 🗿

How I be with “Maurice” In my bio

Not enough tentacles, but otherwise perfect.

The Joker Lyrics [Verse 1] Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice 'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love

[Verse 2] People talk about me, baby Say I’m doing you wrong, doing you wrong Well, don’t you worry, baby, don’t worry 'Cause I’m right here, right here, right here, right here at home

[Chorus] ‘Cause I’m a picker, I’m a grinner I’m a lover and I’m a sinner I play my music in the sun I’m a joker, I’m a smoker I’m a midnight toker I sure don’t want to hurt no one I’m a picker, I’m a grinner I’m a lover and I’m a sinner I play my music in the sun I’m a joker, I’m a smoker I’m a midnight toker I get my lovin’ on the run Woo-ooh, woo-ooh

[Verse 3] You’re the cutest thing that I ever did see I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time Oee, baby, I’ll sure show you a good time

[Chorus] ‘Cause I’m a picker, I’m a grinner I’m a lover and I’m a sinner I play my music in the sun I’m a joker, I’m a smoker I’m a midnight toker I get my lovin’ on the run I’m a picker, I’m a grinner I’m a lover and I’m a sinner I play my music in the sun I’m a joker, I’m a smoker I’m a midnight toker I sure don’t want to hurt no one

B̶̛̩̪̱̼̙̻̞̩̖̬͉̒͗̋̔̏͘͜Ę̶͇̮̮͚̏̍̽̉̈̃́̓̈́̆͐ ̴̟̱̎̋͂̎͊̇̀̈̽́̏́̚ Ṅ̶̨̧͇̼̤̣͖̱̣͈̰̗̭̻̟̋̃̈͛̔͌̀̌̑͆̎̃̇̕͘͠ͅǪ̴̧̢̧̢̛͕̪̣̼̫̠̫͉̻̯̂̎̉́̀̐̽̈́Ţ̴̨͇̺̿́͐̀͗̕̕͘ ̵̧̨̹̳̰̠̘̩̫͙̥͍̠͑̒̽̓̔̅̓̋̊͋̎̋̍̽̕Ą̵̧̝̬̪̲̻͖̬̝̜̭͍̙̐͒̓̀̊̇́͑̿̎͛̓̓̾̾̐F̴̦̑R̴̘͔̘̭̳̙̹͕͑̿̈́̏͜͝A̵͎̱͉̺͔̙͚͗̉͘͠͠I̸̛̛͓̻̱̖̝̳̦̪̲͓̗̝͈͔̲͊̾͒̏̿͗͑̆̽̎͌̈́͊̕D̵̢̘̝̪̻͉̜̜̙͗̉̀́̀͋͂̄͊͜͠͝

Maurice.

Okay both of them can stay, but I don’t fuck with no spiders Maurice has gotta go.