See that Pop!_OS? It me.

He just dipped the hot dogs in ketchup and at them while I pissed myself laughing.

The year was 1991.
My roommate decides to eat hot dogs.
We keep breads in the freezer so they last. Toaster is broken.
I tell this to my roommate before I go to the toilet.
I come out and I see a pot of boiling water with hot dogs and hot dog buns in it.
My roommate decided to boil bread to warm it up.

People can be far stupider than you could possibly ever imagine.

“Home is equipped with a 50 Gallon gas water heater upgraded with RGB lines for an extra 10 FPS.”

I haven’t used my Switch in so long that it still has the easily exploitable build on it. I think it’s only had two updates since I bought it at launch.

Dear sir or madame,
I compose this memorandum for your consideration and hope it finds you in good health and spirits. I would like to bring to your attention that the name of this community is “funny” and not “sad truths that make us sad on a Saturday morning”.

Best regards,

JoMiran

“…and there you go.”

Welp…goodbye Internet, I’ll see you in a few months.

"Dads that didn’t want YOU to have a dog.

I loved Steep, so when Rider’s Republic joined GamePass I installed it immediately. Once I saw the interface, the monetization and how almost everything was paywalled, I uninstalled. Not even getting their shit for free makes it a good experience.

Yeah man. It is coming up on twenty years. VRBO is even older.

The original concept for Airbnb was a platform to rent out a spare room or a guest house. Hence the name. Some people still do that.

That’s fucked.

Eating pets, vudu, nastiest country in the western hemisphere, cults, slapstick gangsters…

That’s literally Louisiana.

Source: I lived in Louisiana during my teens and college years.

If I was Russian, I’d worry less about the soldiers and more about the locals.

bruh

Badminton shuttlecock conditioner?