• Iceman@lemmy.world
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    Elon. It’s me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting you so I bought PoE2 early access. Please pay your child support. Thank you Elon

    I died

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      Notice that despite the awesome trolling, it wasn’t until someone called him dumb and ugly that it elicited a response from him. Calling him out for being a piece of shit doesn’t work, denigrating the attributes he built a superiority complex on…ohhh fuck yeah that shit burns him real good.

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    The richest guy in the world, and he is so horny for any love and respect that the smell of desperation fills any room he is in. You can even see it anytime he makes a media appearance. The guy actually exudes a breath-taking level of anti-charisma. He’s truly revolting to anyone who sees him.

    All that money, and he has to rent wombs to manufature his DNA Storage Units/ Organ Donors/ Human Shields because no woman will go near him. Ive heard his dick doesn’t work anyway, due to a botched wiener enlargement surgery.

    So he thinks the gamers are his peeps, and they’ll love him, right? Nah, all those great toys, and still none of the neighborhood kids want to play with him, because he’s so fucking wierd.

    It makes me so happy to see him demonstrating in real time, the old saying “Money can’t buy happiness.”

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      Well if it was just that he was weird he could probably find a real friend or two. Hell I know a ton of just god awful people who still have folks who wanna hang with them.

      It’s that there’s no mutual benefit to knowing or liking him at all. Even your typical maga shitdick has friends who like them but Muskrats only here for clout and that’s the kinda guy who turns on you for a quick part on the back from someone who hasn’t told them theyre special today.

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        True, and I actually like, and even prefer, people that others think are weird. Weird can be really fun and entertaining.

        But this is a different kind of weird, its Creepy Weird. Like you just know this guy has some incredibly shocking and revolting kinks, beyond your wildest imagination.

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    Correction: Elon musk tries to prove his gaming skills and then Rage Quits after dying to the Tutorial Boss.

    The bullying was a side piece.

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    its almost as if he forgot what gamers are. bitch behind a keyboard forgot that other people can be bitches behind keyboards too.

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    In the age of information take-downs by the Fanta Menace’s Nazi regime, make sure to archive this and mirror it to Peertube and Archive.org.

    YouTube link (for now, it will probably disappear in the next 48 hours): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJaymU2hfw

    You can also find this on Archive.org. I won’t put the link here to help protect it from takedowns. If you have the capacity to do so, seed the torrent. Don’t let the world forget of this hilarious clown-show.

    And remember - you probably feel empathy witnessing someone get bullied like this. But don’t forget what this James Bond villain is responsible for, the havoc he has caused, and the millions of lives he has disrupted. Harden your heart because these facists will NEVER change. Cyberdump man-baby emerald mine fascist Nazi jumping Tesla man deserves to get cyberbullied, and at points in the video he looks like he is going to cry; those are Crocodile Tears. He’ll hide the pain with his hundreds of billions of dollars, memes, and ketamine while sitting in his ivory tower resting his feet on Trump’s back.

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      I really believe that too, that those are just crocodile tears. Whatever he perceives as anguish is something we would call an entirely different emotion.

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      i doubt it’ll disappear honestly, youtube is ironically one of the better platforms regarding moderation. They tend to leave a lot of controversial stuff up, even if it’s pretty bad. It’s only the really bad shit they take down.

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    Imagine if we could piss him off hard enough to seppuku on stream about it.

    It would be such a glorious story for history.

    That’d be some must-see content.

    I would want stickers if it. That kind you can tilt back and forth for a short animation.

    Just drink that satisfaction and joy right from the air.

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        Yeah, that’s another form factor for it.

        But a sticker or magnet version of it means it can be stuck on cars, lamp posts, walls, fridges, etc. I haven’t put anything at all on my car since about 2004. But I would have at least one of these on all sides

        It’s a victimless crime. Even his family hates him. The only people not begging for him to die are the totally out to lunch conservatives who aren’t plugged in beyond “vote R guy blue person bad”, and the other rich people.

        And both sets of people I hate, so I really don’t care even if they get literal, actual trauma from it. I would gladly traumatize both of those sets. Forget trying to get them to be woke, I want them to live shook. Up to and including total mental shutdown.

        Note: I’m aware that I’m crazy overestimating what this is capable of. But it’s intentional for expression’s sake.

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    I just checked Reddit to see if this headline was there, and I didn’t find it. At least not near the top anywhere. Isn’t that strange? /s

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      I saw it on r/watchpeopledieinside. I saved the video from the post. It was beautiful to see. The moment he broke down and claimed there was a lost connection was when “YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND YOU’LL DIE ALONE” entered the chat. Use YouTube to watch it.

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        Oops lost connection…bull shit cake boy

        All the gamers in the reddit comments were flaming him for sucking at the game too 🤣

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    Make comedy legal again.Well Elmo that was fucking hilarious.

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    If rage quitting is not another gamer classic traditional activity, I don’t know what is LMAO 🤣

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    Usually I’d feel pity for someone being cyberbullied, but Elon told me that’s a sign of weakness, so fuck him.