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hydration9806@lemmy.ml to Non-Political Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago

Putting the die in diet

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Putting the die in diet

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hydration9806@lemmy.ml to Non-Political Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago
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  • Scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech
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    Add in some cigarettes and you’ve pretty much got the “depressed detective” diet there

    • Dotcom@lemmy.ml
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      Because of the hard-boiled eggs?

      • Codilingus@sh.itjust.works
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        A life of solving crimes in these streets is tough, and not for the faint. It’s such a hard life style that my eggs hard boil themselves before I can eat them. Another day, another hard boiled egg washed down with my hidden desk whiskey.

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          Relevant Gintama

    • smeg@feddit.uk
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      Swap the wine for the bottle of whisky they keep in their desk drawer

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    Hot women have kidney stones.

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Black coffee at dinner. I see you’ve determined that I don’t need sleep.

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      The alcohol will cancel it out.

      • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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        There’s something they say in recovery (sobriety) programs about alcohol and coffee: the only result is a wide-awake drunk.

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        Now I’m sleepy and vibrating.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    jesus-christ This seems like something Dr. Nick Riviera would prescribe:

    “All of the cholesterol will make your heart work extra hard. It’s like exercising all the time!”

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    if necessary

  • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 days loss: 5lbs (2,5k.)

    I suppose if you did do this and this only this you would be so horribly dehydrated after 3 days that might ring true

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    “preferably Chablis” waow-based

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    poached if necessary

  • NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml
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    the 1,000 calorie/day atkins diet.

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    I don’t really like either so I’m not defending their honor or anything but aren’t poached eggs healthier than hard-boiled? Something about the lower temp and shorter cook time?

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      The white part needs to be boiled and the yellow part raw. Something to do with protein intake but can’t remember exactly what !

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