Fuck you I’m 20!
Your bones, creaking…joints, stiffening…brain, calcifying…you wheeze when you speak, my friend…are those little crows feet i see?
Shut up! I am young! I am young!
You’re old not me! You are the one who’s 30! Or 40!
Grandpa!
You’re 2.432902e+18 years old?
If you play your kids some music from 2000, It’s like your mom playing you her 80s tracks
That’s terrifying
I’m 51. Me playing 80s music to my youngest daughter (17) would be like my parents playing 40s music to me when I was her age.
We’re all going to be old geezers. Hope people will still be shitposting even then.
Shitposting will never die until humanity does. Wonder what the last shitpost ever made will be?
Assuming our end is a meteor hit.
No, 2040 is 17 years away while 2006 is 18446744073709551599 years away.
Edit: was off by 4 years due to a small mistake in mental math.
Are you with the Russians or a fellow CPC bot? No human could mentally do
(uint64_t)(2006 - 2023)
and get the right answer.that’s the neet part: I didn’t get the right answer at first (it was because I made a mistake in 2023-2006 but shhh)
Yes, you had already edited your comment, because I did check your answer, but you said “mental math” in the edit (^_-)
This does not feel so terrible until you remember that 2006 was the year in which the Star Wars Kid and Afro Ninja videos were uploaded to YouTube.
Star wars kid was 2003 and god do i feel old
Why would you say that? That’s so mean!
I’m not planning on ever dying. What’s gonna stop you? Are you a nerd that’s gonna let bourgeois laws of mechanics and thermodynamics and entropy stop you?! I think not!
Joke’s on you, I was born after 2006, so it also seems long ago.
i always forget there are little babies on the internet
Same here.
I was born in 2005 but I have no memory of 2006 so same for me lol
How the?
Fuck dig, jeg er 16!