I’m a woman who was wearing a bad shade of foundation that a female makeup artist (and friend) had recommended to me.
One day, wearing it, I went to Sephora. A male salesperson looked at me, covered his mouth with both hands in horror, and said, “Oh honey…your face is a different color from your neck. Here…” and he proceeded to help me and I am forever thankful to this day.
Trump needs that guy in his life right now to tell him like it is.
Oh my god I hadn’t thought about this in twenty years
Thanks for the reminder
It’s like someone wiped their ass with his face, the morning after chili night
What tf is up with his face?
Ooh this one stumped me. Who’s the fella on the right?
He’s the dad of the kid going as an oompaloompa for Halloween on the left.
Going as the Tupperware I used to microwave spaghetti
You might as well throw it away and burn down your house. You’re never getting that stain out
Wait, are we still talking about the stained Tupperware? Or the stained former president?
To me the wildest thing about trump’s appearance is that he can obviously afford to hire a world class stylist and listen to their suggestions and they could nip, tuck, exfoliate, micro needle, microblade and whatever the fuck else they’re doing these days to people until he’s an immaculately polished if somewhat uncannily stepfordesque Hollywood perfect geri-ken doll. Instead he does shit like this.
It’s his trademark
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
NECK VULVA 🍑
Jesus Christ!
I’ll never be able to unsee that.
Wow. Well I’m one of today’s “lucky” 10k :/