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Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 months ago

role-playing rule

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role-playing rule

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Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 months ago
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  • EscanortheArrogant@lemmy.world
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    “Reload” is what makes it real.

    • boredtortoise@lemm.ee
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      But is there an American police issue weapon with 8 shots 🤔

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        Many police can and do carry their own firearms. I could see a rural or just general chud cop carrying a 1911, which is 7+1.

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          Good knowledge. Real it is

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            Makes it a bit easier to gauge if you’re feeling lucky, punk.

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          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1911_pistol#Users

          Wikipedia lists some use by SWAT and such but it doesn’t mention any normal police use in the US.

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        It wasn’t his first romantic encounter of the day.

      • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Aren’t most handguns equipped with 13-18 rounds?

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          You aren’t required to fire until empty.

          • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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            No, but do the cops have the necessary restraint to not pull the trigger until it clicks?

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              I guess it does remove the requirement of being able to count

          • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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            SOP upon hearing an acorn

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            …but, but, they were scared! They were forced, no, coerced into firing until empty, because of the cruel crime of the missing license…

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            True, but I don’t know why you’d reload after 8 if that were the case.

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              Backup ammo in case you need to tactical reload before shooting the concerned bystanders.

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      Re- Lol 💀 D e d

  • BennyInc@feddit.org
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    Reminds me of this classic: https://web.archive.org/web/20170714115926/http://bash.org/?104383

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      Bloodninja lives on.

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        He has his robe and wizard hat

    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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      I love that I knew exactly what classic it would be just from the bash.org archive link

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      Bash.org died? So we now need an archive of an archive?

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        backup-2-final

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    Took me a while to realise that it was talking about the non-police role-playing as police.

    Not police role-playing sexual scenarios, like it’s some regular daily part of their job.

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    Significantly better as just the screenshot, but POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥

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      reload

      • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I want to know what came next

        • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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          💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥 “Shots fired requesting backup”

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            “oh shit i forgot to turn off my bodycam”

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          Him

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            just while chatting about police brutally

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    Before realizing it said reload, I thought those were classic truncheon impacts.

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      Must be nice to live in some kind of heaven where cops don’t mag dump in the presence of a loud noise

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        I don’t, but my onomatopoeia for gunfire isn’t pow. That’s for bludgeons or fists. Batman-style.

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    This is funny but I doubt that comes up in casual conversation, ever.

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      if you don’t comment on how cute they are then no

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      It’s not even that funny tbh

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