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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Anon doesn't know what he's doing wrong

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Anon doesn't know what he's doing wrong

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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  • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
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    Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      That, or try breaking his arms.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).

        • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Furiously peels the vinyl off the tractor seat.

          • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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            slowly peels vinyl off the tractor seat Yup. More than one way.

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        I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.

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    This could also be a great textbook example of social conditioning. Women and men self-perpetuating gender stereotypes and acting weirded out when they’re being violated.

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    $100 bucks says Anon is ugly and/or overweight.

    • Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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      Only if the person that made up the fictional character writes it that way.

    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Or just gives off massive fake and gay energy

    • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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      $100 says the green text is an artistic work of falsehood

      • don@lemm.ee
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        tf? green text is always true, anon never makes shit up.

      • Donkter@lemmy.world
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        100¢ says anon is a bad flirt.

        • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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          Naw, that still assumes anon is a real person, telling a real story.

          As a rule, anything posted to /b/ is an artistic work of fiction or falshood, and only a fool would believe otherwise

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            Isn’t that exact quote posted on the top of every page on /b/? Wouldn’t that make that rule itself an artistic work of fiction?

            • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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              Almost exactly, yeah

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      “All those women feeding him”

  • PugJesus@lemmy.world
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    Well, it’s probably because he’s the leper king of Jerusalem, judging by that mask

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    If your mom is nice to you she simply protects her assets. Her behaviour towards you is in no way an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners from outside your family.

    Her behaviour towards you however may be an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners inside your family.

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      ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

  • Mandy@sh.itjust.works
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    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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      I gave up and found a boyfriend. I’m not even kidding. I’m like…90% lesbian though.

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        • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
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          Isn’t this situation how the term incel was coined? Like, it was a lesbian who could not get a girlfriend, and eventually started saying she was involuntarily celibate, which got shortened to incel?

          • ɔiƚoxɘup@sh.itjust.works
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            Yep https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incel

        • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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          Fair, but I really don’t consider myself bi. I like women and I like my boyfriend haha.

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      • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s funny - the bi women I know have a much better understanding of how difficult it is to date women than the straight women do. “But why don’t you just do online dating? I had a lot of success meeting men through online dating!”

        (Before anyone says anything: yeah, straight women have their own problems.)

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        You’re bi. Just own it.

        • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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          But I don’t wanna

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            Lesbians aren’t toys to play with when you’re bored.

            I’m a lesbian. I’ve had times where I’m hella single and don’t go to dudes because I’m bored or lonely. If I did, I would consider myself pan/bi.

            You’re bi, just say you’re bi. You can’t be a certain percentage of something like that.

            • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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              Nah, I think I’ll identify how I please.

              Lesbians aren’t toys to play with when you’re bored.

              I’m fully aware of this, having been the one toyed with before.

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                What bothers me, is that this creates this idea for some men that they can “change” or convince lesbians. If you’re like “Oh I’m a lesbian, but I have a boyfriend.” You’re going to make some men think they just have to ask enough and that lesbians just “need a good d” to turn straight again.

                Why lesbian over bi, if I may ask? Do you find yourself moving between the two labels when it’s convenient or would be awkward to say? Like, if you meet his family-- do you tell them you’re actually a lesbian?

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                  No, I totally get that, and I hate that I “prove” that idea in any form, because it’s horseshit. I hear that shit all the time and frankly, it’s disgusting.

                  I identify more with lesbian, because quite frankly I’m not physically attracted to guys like…at all. I just happen to really be attached to this one guy in particular. Outside of him, I’ve never had a guy as a romantic partner, and should we break up at some point, I don’t see myself doing it again.

                  Regarding his family, I probably wouldn’t say anything at all about my sexuality haha

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    Anon:

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    Problem: Anon keeps trying to date his mom

    Solution: Anon needs to try using a dating service or app

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Or his sisters. Anon has options.

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    Wrong gonial angle.

    • 🩸Bloodmouth🩸@sh.itjust.works
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    Being raised by women doesn’t make you a pussy magnet anon.

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    Time for reform

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    What no male role models does to a mf.

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      I’m kind of surprised what gets downvoted these days… do people actually not know that humans are imitation learners in almost every social and scientific aspect? 😨

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        In the same vein I’m shocked how little reading comprehension people have these days (such as this comment) and how people and how quickly people jump to align any information with their worldview. The post even said “majority” with no indication that the father wasn’t around. For example someone that has two siblings, both sisters would fit that category.

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      op had no male role models because the entire scenario is completely made up for attention on the internet

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    here’s the translation for republicans:

    the transgenders made anon gay!!!

    edit: since the 3! didn’t make it clear I’ll add this here:

    /s

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      It’s not a good joke.

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        that COULD THEORETICALLY be the case, however I refuse to belive that anything my mastermind shits out could even be considered unfunny

        also it’s funny because republican == transphobic + dumb

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            but I MADE it political and that’s what counts (please don’t take me serios at this point)

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