Owen Wilson

There’s a pet tortoise that is like 300+

Freddie Krueger… Just stay awake

I would say “some” or a “few” cats are trainable

I have 5-1/4" floppies from the mid 80’s that still work.

That’s why you have a personal assistant follow you around!

Ummm those two would statements would in fact allow them to install a “anticheat” rookit/kernel program at any time without your knowledge…

It’s the only way to be sure

Microsoft has been pulling this since the 80s… Bill Gates was personally responsible for destroying WordPerfect, dbase,etc competing office software.

Yes, most laptops only have one drive. One with two SSDs is very rare, especially in the low end market.

The only real time it wasn’t rare is during the SSD introduction. Laptops would have a small SSD(because expensive) and larger normal HDD.

You “won” the lotto, good for you?

For what it ACTUALLY pays and how long it lasts, it is extremely expensive. Most people it is good for 3-4 months and that’s only if they don’t put ANYTHING down. Trade in a car? Put money down? GAP is useless.

And every month you go without totaling your car it is worth much less.

And if a car/truck depreciates enough driving off the lot for GAP to make sense. You’re paying too much for new and should buy used if you want that particular model.

Gap insurance is a scam in “most” instances. But dropping 100+k driving off the lot… Wait no it’s still a scam, he’s is just a fucking idiot for buying it in the first place …

Bob’s…

If your getting into “fights” with random people. You should first grow the fuck up, before going outside again…

I find it amussing that tech bros think the average home user will care… They’ll keep using Win 10 like nothing has changed. I knew people still happily using XP in 2014…

As much as I love the fediverse, its control structures can’t scale. If it ever became truly popular, bad actors would overwhelm it almost immediately.

Tankies

There are a few places in the US that put spaghetti on pizza… Yeah tried it, yeah it’s nasty.

Lol I have one! And a square variant sitting on a shelf next to my dining room table.