Donald Trump on Friday said he does not enjoy running for president and criticized state and federal prosecutors for not offering him plea deals, capping a rough seven days for the Republican presidential nominee.


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    Justice Roberts: “Well, actually, the constitution actually says the last president does take control of the nation’s armed forces, so long as he currently lives in a state that isn’t north of Virginia. It also specifically says this only counts if he needs to wear suntan lotion while he golfs at his own course, weird.”

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      Justice Roberts: “Well, actually,

      Biden: “Well, actually, locking you up in gitmo is an official act. You are acting in support of a domestic terrorist. I’ll make sure they have a soft serve machine for you.”

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          I can’t even hope that much.

          It took biden’s admin over two and a half years to get fucking nuclear secrets back… because that’d be “political”.

          When trump stopped being president he had no need to have or access those documents. That case should have been simple, cut and dry, and a total slam dunk.

          But it took them another 3 years to get the special prosecutor going on it.

          Naw. I have zero hopes that Biden will actually swing back.

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            Not running for reelection, I dunno… maybe dude grows a backbone and surprises us. Not holding my breath… but who knows… maybe we get lucky?