If you tell me who deadnamed you I can give them a disappointed look and tell them to fix their spirit.

Aw, that’s adorable. You still think good things might happen.

I’ve seen the headlines about this list it as a car crash, a Ferrari accident, and a mountain road accident.

Nah, that one is just Madonna calling you an idiot for ten minutes.

My heroes have always been pirates.

Maybe I want sweet tomato glazed fries, did you ever think about that, Kevin?

Funny how when you have a reputation for fucking over every person you make a contract with, no one wants to be around you.

I’d feel sad for him if he wasn’t such a repellent sack of shit.

In the trump administration, yes. But there’s a fuckton of wealthy influential people who probably had already spent a lot of money keeping Epstein silent and would take the opportunity to keep him from cutting any kind of deal (like, throwing every democrat and non-loyal republican under the bus while swearing Trump had no idea about the girls.) Plenty of those people have the money to hire a prison guard to engineer a dead camera and a “suicide” and do it in a way that was deniable.

Oh, I meant his grudge isn’t about the Edmund Fitzgerald, not that the grudge doesn’t exist.

You know that it’s a pop history podcast with a focus on funny takes, right? Like, when he “criticizes” some horrible dictator for not getting a higher body count, that’s a joke. Many of his guests are comedians, so if (say) Billy Wayne Davis, or (say) Gareth Reynolds said something like what you refer to, and Evans said “right” and they both laughed, it’s because they’re enjoying a joke.

You should probably know that Blue Apron doesn’t have a child hunting island in Indonesia, and Robert Evans doesn’t actually want to nuke the Great Lakes as revenge for the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Also, gravity isn’t real, everything is just weirdly sticky. Even at very long distances.

I’m old enough to remember Biden passing a racist crime bill, and using such bloodthirsty rhetoric about Palestinians that the Israeli prime minister told him to calm down, which put him to the right of Ronald fucking Reagan on the issue of Palestine. Being not as bad as Trump in some ways doesn’t make him good. He’s just bad in a different way.

Also remember that even if you think he was fine and Kamala should have won, it was Biden’s hubris and refusal to step down from his reelection campaign that arguably made a Harris win impossible.

He’s proven to be a dipshit and possibly way worse than that, but Stephen Pinker pointed out in the Language Instinct that if you think there aren’t just as many words in English for snow, you’ve never talked to a skier or snowboarder.

I was going to say, watch Houston or maybe Miami go “hold my beer.”

Any non-privacywalled link?

I just loooove these fuckers who advise you of cookies and only have “accept” as an option.

Nope, it was written for a minstrel show, to mock black folks. The songwriter later moved south to join the confederacy.

Not Just Bikes has pointed out in numerous videos places where the distance is walkable/bikeable but totally unsafe to walk or bike. Carbrain infrastructure is not just bad because it centers cars, but because it excludes every other option.

I’d hate to see the sound effects when someone hits Power Man.

Yeah, his photos and other content he generated may be retrievable via personal backups, but if he bought media or apps from Apple, those are unavailable if he’s not authenticated via Appleid, and if his devices can’t authenticate he is basically unable to use them for anything.